E-40 - Mustard & Mayonnaise lyrics

Throw me a bone and some crumbs watch
Me turn it over and flip it
Ballatician, man, ballaholic I'm ballerific
Stop and listen give me
Yo undivided attention
40 talk like EF hutton shhhh, people listen
Man that boy there right there be
Clownin he do the foo!
Hustle Charlie water that playa
There hella coo!
Often imitated but never diznuplicated
Kilo grams of coke and that broccoli
I used to weigh it
Smokin' Ahfganny in the candy
Blue drop Camaro on my way to Richmond to
Buy me some new apparel bendin' corners
Gettin' it crooked and talkin bout look it
"There go fonzerelli I'm feelin
That mans music"
Don't you quit that shit you be talkin
It's big spit later for them suckas they
Tardy they ain't hit
Disobeying? from you? don't let her see
Get you're wonder bread pepperoni
Watch it increase

Mustard and Mayonnaise! Tennis shoes
Lowenheart, drivers lorenzos, 22's
Big bread, big spread, big scratch
Big cars, turf hogs, cadillacs

Watchout ersky perky it's seldom
You see me thirsty
Gatorade bottle full of Burgundy Carlos Rossi
Lift yo head high
We might take you up out yo body
Me and my mossy motherfuckers
Life of the party give it to me baby you
Know what I'm lookin fo'
A super ghetto ho, big ol' ass like J-Lo
Club packed, like a Detroit hair show
Dug that, she can teach the wind how to blow
She can teach frosty how to snow, right, glow
In the dark lay
Night, fireworks, sparklight, aLL-night
Ride her like Olympic style
Tour de' france bike brand new upholstery
Flambostly out wit the fellas
In the hotel lobby wit honey gettin jealous
Ain't nobody trippin', but patna
He outta line
Spray myself with sucker-repellent pulled
Out my nine

I got a shortage of supply
And demand when it's drought
Buy low, sell high, my marble route
Know about the weather before
It's about to change
My repo, they distribute
They repo be drivin planes
Watch out for them folks and
Them K-9's sniffin them thangs
Bricks, kicks
Hittin MC's and door panels man
I run my game from Frisco to Maine
Pimpin long range fast quarter fuck a slow
Nickel thats chump change
Place your order, high yellow jazzy
Light bright and almost like
Chocolate trailer trashy mcnasty throw away
But now she's classy
Cuz her sugar daddy done put
Her up in the sink
Washed her up got her dressed
In hot pink in mink


Gotta ride on vogues when we fly by
Ondelay Arrivederci Bonita bye bye
Mustard and mayonnaise smokin up
At the sky light
You can't touch my vogues baby bye bye