Eagles - Dirty Laundry lyrics

I make my living off the evening news
Just give me something, something I can use
People love it when you lose
They love dirty laundry

Well, I could've been an actor
But I wound up here
I just have to look good
I don't have to be clear
Come and whisper in my ear
Give us dirty laundry

Kick 'em when they're up
Kick 'em when they're down
Kick 'em when they're up
Kick 'em when they're down
Kick 'em when they're up
Kick 'em when they're down
Kick 'em when they're up, kick 'em all around
We got the bubble headed bleach-blonde
Who comes on at five
She can tell you about the plane crash
With a gleam in her eye
It's interesting when people die
Give us dirty laundry

Can we film the operation? Is
The head dead yet? You know the boys in the
Newsroom got a running bet
Get the widow on the set
We need dirty laundry

You don't really need to find
Out what's going on
You don't really want to know
Just how far it's gone
Just leave well enough alone
Keep your dirty laundry

Kick 'em when they're up
Kick 'em when they're down
Kick 'em when they're up
Kick 'em when they're down
Kick 'em when they're up
Kick 'em when they're down
Kick 'em when they're stiff
Kick 'em all around

(Kick 'em when they're up
Kick 'em when they're down)
(Kick 'em when they're up
Kick 'em when they're down)
(Kick 'em when they're up
Kick 'em when they're down)
(Kick 'em when they're stiff
Kick 'em all around)

Dirty little secrets, dirty little lies
We got our dirty little
Fingers in everybody's pie
Love to cut you down to size
We love dirty laundry
We can do the innuendo, we can dance and sing
When it's said and done
We haven't told you a thing
We all know that crap is king
Give us dirty laundry

(Kick 'em when they're up
Kick 'em when they're down)