Eazy-E, Rudy Ray Moore, Atban Klann - Merry Muthafuckin' Xmas lyrics

Come on over
Honey and give your uncle Dolemite a kiss
Kissing sounds well, what you want, baby?
Would you tell me a story?
You want me to tell you a story?
Hell yeah, me too!
Yes, honey, I'mma tell you a
Story about the bad-ass Eazy-E
He was drinking whisky and gin at the age of
Three listen and listen well
He's a bad motherfu-
Gimmie that god damn book! Here
Let me read you this
One christmas in Compton it was
A silent night, yes
A holy night until Mr claus
Turned into Santa muthafuckin' Wright

Deck the hall with boughs of holly
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la!
'Tis the season to be jolly
Merry Christmas, motherfucker! Gunshots

Merry muthafuckin' Christmas and a ho ho ho!
While I'm riding that cock
Under the mistletoe
Now dashing through the snow
In a candy red top 6-4
(Hittin' them switches) over the hills I go
Laughing at this ho nuts on her chin ring
Making me feel right
Oh what fun it is to know
That I'm gonna get this pussy tonight
So ring them bells, ring them bells
She's taking it all the way
Oh what fun it is to watch
Her suck my dick this way, hey
Ring them bells, ring them bells
She's taking it all the way
Oh, what fun it is to nut
While she's sucking my dick okay, stop!
This is the season to get bitten
Compton crime lick and I'm
Smoking on this shit

Ho ho ho, come sit on my face - I mean lap
And tell me what you want for Christmas, ho
Ho

I want a sleigh ride
A Christmas Eve stick of rum
She said I slide down the
Chimney and I'm gonna cum
A VCR on the set with
Nothing but porno flicks
Get some Rudolph the red nose reindeer
Getcha that gum like a everlastin' gobstopper
Give me a hump for his cock
Will be the party poppa
I dig a ho, crack a dough by the nuts oh
I want to be having a good
Time fuckin' in the snow
I made him drop to his knees
Yeah you know what's up
I said here's some candy canes eat'em up
I send him down, they jumping down
Swinging by my toes send me some cheese
I want the candy cream and the loot
I want Santa to send me
A little jack horny guy
I want him to shake me a
Clunchy for a chick prod
So all on the hunt, bon appetite
And a condom in a tree

All I want for Christmas is
My two front teeth
My two front teeth, my two front teeth
All I want for Christmas is
My two front teeth
Yo where's ya rhyme tell me Buckwheat

Buckwheat is a wascal that's no Christmas
And all the toys, boys and girls
Fuck ya wishes
I not happy, overjoyed in this motherfucker
No indo under my tree so Santa be a sucker
No shit on the roof, cough up Rudolph's nuts
When I was young I was the only kid
Who had enough guts to be
Good ole hearing on the East
I'd stay awake just to let America know
That Santa was a fake
I used to believe in Saint
Dick when Elvis was alive
But all the fucking bullshit got
Played when I was five
Years old, just stay young, bold writing
Singing "Silent Night", caroling, reciting
Now all I want for Christmas
Is my indo wreath i got my two front teeth
Uncle Eazy be the jeezy and
Just spread me a leaf little kids, don't cry
When you find out the Santa Claus
Is just a fucking lie

On the third day of Christmas
My homeboys gave to me three pounds of indo
Two birds of cocaine
And a A, muthafuckin' K, bitch

Eazy-E, oh, Eazy-E
Show us how you treat those bitches
I saw mommy fucking Eazy Claus
Close the door, little bitch
I'm getting these draws
I'ma tell my daddy if ya ass don't stop
I don't give a fuck
I'm getting Christmas cock
Ho, ho, ho and away I go
Oh Saint Nick's got a dick like a pole
Well, where's our shit?
This motherfucker's cheap shut the fuck up
Bitches and go back to sleep

Yo black, what you want for Christmas?
(Yo black, I want a job)
For my Christmas, all the fucked up people
Want some corn-on-the-cob
A Jew will eat some matzoh ball soup
But a nigga'll eat some
Chitlins, watermelon, cornbread
And some Froot Loops
Now who's caroling in my window
Smokin' up indo
Mechalecha hi, make a high note

Get out my fucking yard with your camel
You wanna get busy and Santa like a
I am a rhymer
The Atban Klann will make shit slam
It's Christmas time
The Simple Simon Christmas make me jam, jam
Jam

Yo black, what you want for Christmas?
Yo black, I want some cash
So I can buy some indo, chronic and some hash

Yo, here comes the Atban
Klann rough and rugged a rump pa bum bum
A rump pa bum bum

Merry muthafuckin' christmas
Merry muthafuckin' christmas
Merry muthafuckin' christmas
And have a fucked up new year
Merry muthafuckin' christmas
Merry muthafuckin' christmas
Merry muthafuckin' christmas
And have a fucked up new year
Merry muthafuckin' christmas
Merry muthafuckin' christmas
Merry muthafuckin' christmas
And have a fucked up new year
Merry muthafuckin' Christmas
Merry muthafuckin' Christmas
Merry muthafuckin' Christmas
And have a fucked up new year
Merry muthafuckin' Christmas
Merry muthafuckin' Christmas
Merry muthafuckin' Christmas
And have a fucked up new year

You Bitch! And they all went to prison
And lived fucked up lives ever after the End