Eddy Baker - Door Test (Interlude) lyrics
[Eddy Baker - Door Test Interlude lyrics]
Ah here’s what you do tomorrow
You borrow my car
You don’t let anybody borrow ya car!
It’s alright I’m gonna lend you my car
I want you to make a good impression
You borrow my car and then
You give her the test what's the Mario test?
Mario? Mario’s a fucking psycho why do
You listen to this kid for?
You give her my test what’s
The door test? Alright, listen to me
You pull up right where she lives, right?
Before you get outta the car
You lock both doors
Then, get outta the car, you walk over to her
You bring her over to the car
Dig out the key
Put it in the lock and open the door for her
Then you let her get in
Then you close the door
Then you walk around the back of the
Car and look through the rear window
If she doesn’t reach over and lift up that
Button so that you can get in dump her
Just like that? Listen to me
Kid if she doesn’t reach over and lift up
That button so that you can get in
That means she’s a selfish broad
And all you’re seeing is the
Tip of the iceberg
You dump her and you dump her fast
You borrow my car
You don’t let anybody borrow ya car!
It’s alright I’m gonna lend you my car
I want you to make a good impression
You borrow my car and then
You give her the test what's the Mario test?
Mario? Mario’s a fucking psycho why do
You listen to this kid for?
You give her my test what’s
The door test? Alright, listen to me
You pull up right where she lives, right?
Before you get outta the car
You lock both doors
Then, get outta the car, you walk over to her
You bring her over to the car
Dig out the key
Put it in the lock and open the door for her
Then you let her get in
Then you close the door
Then you walk around the back of the
Car and look through the rear window
If she doesn’t reach over and lift up that
Button so that you can get in dump her
Just like that? Listen to me
Kid if she doesn’t reach over and lift up
That button so that you can get in
That means she’s a selfish broad
And all you’re seeing is the
Tip of the iceberg
You dump her and you dump her fast