Electric Six - A Variation of Elaine lyrics

Is she ready? A variation of Elaine
The waiting's driving me insane
I like her skin but not her brain
That's how I like Elaine

Is it happy? The variation of Charisse
She has a nephew and a niece
I'll sign the lease but not Charisse
She's a fucking beast

I can't get my head around modern girls
What happened to the dresses and the pearls?
And I don't mind getting a little dirty
But, you gotta be kidding me

Is it ready? The bigger version of Marie
I'd like to have some more for free
You're watching me insert my key
Inside Marie

Now who am I gonna put my coins into?
I haven't hit tonight and baby, I must be due
And I don't mind playing a little dirty
Maybe I'll get lucky

Once in a while they come with flaws
And so I brush up on
My satisfaction should be guaranteed
I got a warranty
I sent her back to the factory
She'll come back to me in a couple weeks
With a couple of tweaks

Is she ready? Is she loose?
Is she a duck? Is she a goose? Is she ready?
Is she loose? Is she a duck? Is she a goose?