Electric Six - The New Shampoo lyrics

The secret ingredient in the new shampoo
It's good enough for me and
It's good enough for you
You've done Head & Shoulders and
You've done Selsun Blue
Now start washing your hair
With the new shampoo

I see the pictures of young men just like me
Washing their hair
Being everything I want to be
I get excited seeing young men just like me
Becoming clean

Sucking out the juice of the new shampoo
Now there's nothing left for me and
There's nothing left for you
They had to do something now
There's nothing left to do
It's the remarkable science of
The new shampoo

I see the men in the locker rooms with me
Rinsing and toweling with such urgency
I see the men showering next to me
I'm becoming a queen

(Wang, Wang, Commodore Wang
Wang Wang, Commodore Wang
Wang, Wang, Commodore Wang
Wang Wang, Commodore Wang
Wang, Wang, Commodore Wang
Wang Wang, Commodore Wang
Wang, Wang, Commodore Wang
Wang Wang, Commodore Wang)

Running out of supplies of the new shampoo
They riding in Shanghai and in Kalamazoo
So come on over, give the Devil his due
'Cause he's the inventor of the new shampoo

Give me a mirror so I can finally see
Me becoming who I want to be
Now my hair is making a mockery of me