Eleventyseven - Evil Genius lyrics

Out in the hallway i said hello
The dance is this friday do you wanna go?
Probably not, she promptly replied
But kudos for asking, you're such a nice guy

Yeah I should've known i'd end up at home
Watching my Star Wars box trilogy
But here is the truth if she only knew
That I've got a secret she'd never believe

Kelly doesn't know that I'm an evil genius
With a sidekick dog named Grover Cleveland
And she'll never know that
We can take over the world
With cyborg robot squirrels
With cyborg robot squirrels

Down in the basement i wish she could see
The monkeys I've altered, Genetically
And all of my plans to make
A home on the moon it's not quite completed
But, it's coming soon

When I fall asleep all I do is dream
Of candle lit dates in the laboratory
And when I'm awake, it's hard to concentrate
On the assembly of my robot army

Kelly doesn't know that I'm an evil genius
With a sidekick dog named Grover Cleveland
And she'll never know that
We can take over the world
With cyborg robot squirrels

I worked up the nerve to go to the dance
There's no reason I couldn't give it a chance
I walked through the door
And what should I see
But it was Kelly starring back at me
And she said

I've always wanted to be a mad professor
With a bottle nosed dolphin
I could name Sylvester
If that's the kind of thing your into
I'm your girl

'Cause, I've been looking for an evil genius
With a sidekick dog named Grover Cleveland
And now that I've found you
We can take over the world
With cyborg robot squirrels
With cyborg robot squirrels