Elton John - Ho! Ho! Ho! (Who’d Be a Turkey at Christmas) lyrics
[Elton John - Ho! Ho! Ho! Who’d Be a Turkey at Christmas lyrics]
A brandy in my hand
Oh I've had a few too many
And it's getting hard to stand
I keep hearing noises from my fireplace
I must be going crazy or
The brandy's won the race
And I keep hearing ho ho ho, guess who's here
Your fat and jolly friend draws near
Ho ho ho, surprise, surprise
The bearded weirdy's just arrived
Ho ho ho, guess who's here
Your fat and jolly friend draws near
Ho ho ho, surprise surprise
The bearded wierdy's just arrived
On my roof there's snorting sounds
And bells inside my head
My vision's blurred with colour
And all he sees is red
There's a pair of large sized
Wellies coming down my flue
And the smell of burning rubber
Oh is filling up the room