Eminem - Elevator lyrics

All aboard!
Okay, next stop, my basement (Ha ha)
I'll meet you down there!

There once was a saying that I used to say
Back in the day, when I met Dre
I used to sit and goof on
The phone with my friend Proof
That if I went gold
I'd go right through the roof
He'd say, "What if you went platinum?"
I'd just laugh at him
"That's not happening, that I can't fathom"
Eighty-some million records worldwide later
I'm living in a house with a fucking elevator

Haters getting mad
They done had enough of Shady you slay me
Nothing you say matters enough to touché me
Rappers try to play me
They use Hailie as a ukulele
Whoopsa-that-a-fucking daisy that's a no no
Even she knows Da-Da's fucking crazy
Fucking animal, cuckoo, bananas, fucking-A, B
Maybe it's because I never had
A mother raise me
Fuck around and throw a baby at another baby
You may think it's 'cause of the
Way that I was brought up
But it's all caught up to me now
Karma's in the waters
Every line I ever said has got me in a corner
You might think it doesn't creep up on ya
But it all does you wouldn't listen, man
I tried to warn ya when you started
Now your brain's all haunted 'cause of
All the shit you thought of
Chainsaw slaughters
Turn your daughters into sawdust
I never thought it'd come to this
I oughta just be honest, but

There once was a saying that I used to say
Back in the day, when I met Dre
I used to sit and goof on
The phone with my friend Proof
That if I went gold
I'd go right through the roof
He'd say, "What if you went platinum?"
I'd just laugh at him
"That's not happening, that I can't fathom"
Eighty-some million records worldwide later
I'm living in a house with a fucking elevator

"Sorry, Lance
Mr lambert and Aiken ain't gonna make it
They get so mad when I
Call them both faggots"
All these fucking voices in my head
I can't take it
Someone shut that fucking baby up
'fore I shake it you're standing adjacent to
Jason, slash, Leatherface, and
Together makes 'em a fucking bad combination
I lashed at the doctor in my last operation
Shoved the Wiener Schnitzel up
His ass, hopped away, some-
-body please stop the patient
Get the cops to mace him
Homie, I'm the Scheiße, ask Doctor Dreson
I can't leave the game, I
Just can't walk away, son
No, not a now, not a chance, not today, son
I can't believe I leave for one brief second
And you pussies queef all over the rap game
Naked
And use a leaf to wipe up the crap stain
Feck it
I'll just keep saying the same exact saying
Check it

There once was a saying that I used to say
Back in the day, when I met Dre
I used to sit and goof on
The phone with my friend Proof
That if I went gold
I'd go right through the roof
He'd say, "What if you went platinum?"
I'd just laugh at him
"That's not happening, that I can't fathom"
Eighty-some million records worldwide later
I'm living in a house with a fucking elevator

Elevator in my house, hah, smell ya later
I blew the fuck up, a
Hamster in the microwave, i'm
Thinking 'bout an escalator now, steps
I hate 'em told the neighbors step away
Then I just pepper-sprayed 'em
Yeah, for every time you ride down the street
Or hide out, drive by my house and beep
Like, now motherfucker, try now to sleep
Lie down, fucker (Bah) , try counting sheep
And you're tryna find out
Why now there's beef
Mace in your face, bitch, cry now, pussy
This is my house, all nine thousand feet
So you can suck my dick
With Amy Winehouse's teeth
Then I shove 'em in the elevator
Take 'em to the top stand above 'em just to
Cut the fucking cable, let 'em drop
Walk an hour to the damn refrigerator
Get a pop while I let 'em fall all
The way to the basement, yelling "Stop!"

There once was a saying that I used to say
Back in the day, when I met Dre
I used to sit and goof on
The phone with my friend Proof
That if I went gold
I'd go right through the roof
He'd say, "What if you went platinum?"
I'd just laugh at him
"That's not happening, that I can't fathom"
Eighty-some million records worldwide later
I'm living in a house with a fucking elevator

You fucking son of a bitch
I can't believe this shit
This must be all that there is
This must be it fucking-A, even got a bidet
To wash my ass after I
Shit with gold toilet paper
Dishwasher's so big, when I'm pissed off
I can just toss a flying saucer in it
The shit's awesome yeah, fucking elevator
Living in a house with a fucking elevator