LL Cool J - Murdergram Deux (feat. Eminem) lyrics

Do you remember first time
You heard the legend in leather?
The career ender
With the road-killer stuck to his fender
I'm on another bender, drunk off the power
That make a coward surrender
As I devour contenders
Talkin' foul of whoever, your head
Is 'bout to get severed
Then I bounce it with pleasure
I'm pouring out Amaretto
Homies, I won't forgеt 'em
So tap the bottle and pour it
Supermodels I ignore 'em
Later on it's like porn
Reincarnation of the Ripper
I give stitches and chest zippers
Cinderella's get propellered out
Their glass slippers
Time is tickin', giving ass whoppin's
How we keep the cash flippin'



What?
A supa-dupa switch up (What?)
I can't understand a single word you're saying
I think you have syrup brain
'bout to finish you like polyurethane
All that molly probably sure to drain
Your spinal fluid from your vertebrae
This the Murdergram
And I brought my murder gang
My shit fire, that is why you
Log on it like Duraflame
But as far as boulevards
I'm talking 'bout Farmers
Like insurance claims (Pff!)
I just blew your girl away
But she on so much blow and lean (What?)
I call that f**king ho Katrina
Somebody better give her-a-cane (Hurricane)

And that's on everything (What?)
She love my heavy chain
My yellow diamond shining
Got her whipping like lemon meringue
Stripping in front of the gang
She's slipping inside of the Range
Quick to go out with a bang
It's like I threw out a grenade
Once you pull up in this
When the killing will begin
You feel me pulling off your skin
I really came to get it and deliver
Murdergrams, turn over your ambulance
Thirty bullets in advance
Candlelight and crying fans
We go in and buy a land
Slide up behind you, testing my rifle
Give blessings to my disciples
Professional I'm a sniper
Like eight miles away
Me and Marshall doing murders
With dirty burners, break them down
And melt them in the furnace

Unapologetic and we're
Gonna cause a headache
Me and L about to set it
We about to murdergram it
Anyone of y'all can get it
So you might as well forget it
Either way you will regret it
Cemetery’s where you're headed
Come on! Yeah

The message in the chorus
You bastards got nothing for us
The overlord is the rawest
I ain't talkin' 'bout a rental car
When I'm pullin' the Taurus, this Halloween
Them candy bars'll get you killed in the forest
We are lyrically lawless, stackin' money, hoarders
Slugs that make you forget all
That slick-ass shit that you thought of
Blow your mind with the sawed off
Just when you thought it was safe
We bustin' at you from the Wraith
They hittin' the door in
Ain’t nothin' sweet when we come in to play

When I say that you
Ain't f**kin' with moi (Mwah!)
I do not mean kisses, boo
But I got the potential to
Fuckin' flip what I mention
With a pinching tool (What?)
Come back with vengeance like Jack the Ripper
To rip it, just givin' you a sample
A f**kin' snippet (Snip it!)
Like scissors do
Now when I hit the booth
I figure the days are over when I was quick
This fool used to fly off the handle
Like a f**kin' witch's broom
I called it pluckin' flowers 'cause
I was so quick to pick a tool up (Click-click)
Like it's petunia, sick medulla, but
Thanks to Cool J
He created a monster (What? Yeah)
Spaghetti sauce and mozzarella
On a tray full of pasta (What?)
You got a couple of motherf**kin'
Trained killers-on-ya (Lasagna)
And I'm just bein' as frank as Sinatra (Haha)
When I be sayin' that I'ma keep
This shit gangster as mobsters (What?)
But when you got fanatics goin' so crazy, they mob ya
Lookin' like organized crime
Because you can't get 'em-off-ya (Mafia!)
And all your motherf**kin' enemies
They wanna off ya, like Hoffa
And dump your body in Lake Minnetonka (Shhh)
That's how you know you f**kin' saw
And you came, and you conquered
Veni Vidi Vici, stompin' 'em, makin' 'em bonkers
Now women treat me like BDK (Big Daddy Kane!)
The king, and they feed me grapes (Yeah)
Either way, I got more on my plate
Than an all you can eat buffet (Woo!)
So better pick a B.C. date
'cause your history is shady (Yeah)
As they 'bout to set it on you like a TV tray (Yup)
Man, I see the way people say I'm so evil (What?)
They f**kin' think that Timothy McVeigh
And my DNA are exactly the same
But when I leave this game (Nope)
Things just ain't gonna be the same (Nah)
But it's in need of change (Yeah)
And I'm the meter maid (Haha)
Go ahead and crack a bottle, 'cause this is E and J
Meaning me and James (Yeah), got that avocado
We the sociopaths, and we got your ho on our laps
And we're goin' back to Cali so
She can blow on our sax (sacks)

Brang-brang
Brr-brr-brr-brrr, brr-brring
I don't think so