Eminem - Hello lyrics

Hello (Hello)
Allow me to introduce myself (Myself)
My name is Shady it's so nice to meet you
(It's so nice to meet you)
It's been a long time (Long time)
I'm sorry I've been away so long (So long)
My name is Shady i never meant to leave you
(I never meant to leave you) yeah

You see that chick in the gym
Checking me out?
Any second I'm 'bout to stick
Her neck in my mouth i lose a pill and I'm
Recklessly wreckin' the house
That was supposed to be breakfast
Where the heck is it now?
There's the necklace I lost
Right next to Stephanie's blouse
Man, I should check to see if
My mom left any out
Nope, guess I'll re-route
Maybe somewhere in the depths of the couch
Oh, jackpot, yeah open sesame, mouth
Down the hatch
And the feeling you can't match it
I rap tat tap on your
Door with a damn ratchet
Attack tack tacking a whore
With a damn hatchet a knapsack packed with
Like forty-some Xanaxes shorty, come back
I'm tryna score me some lapdances
I'm 'bout to relapse, so, baby
Pour me some Jack Daniel's
Formula 44D and 40s with bad capsules
The bad apple spoils the bunch
I'm back at ya

Girl, I don't mean any harm
All I wanted to do is just say hello
And are you menstruating, baby?
My little friend's waiting to say hello
The way your titties are wigglin'
And your booty's shakin' like jello
Girl, I don't mean any harm
All I wanted to do is just say hello, yeah

My equilibrium's off must be the lithium
I don't need to buy any drugs
Man people give me 'em
It just becomes everyday, extra-curriculum
No reason in particular it was strictly fun
A fifth of rum and two bottles of 151
Fifty-one people asleep in my
Damn living room excuse me, hun
But what is your name? Vivian?
I woke up next to you naked, and, uh, did we
Um?
Of course, we did, but didn't I strap Jimmy
Hun? I'm looking for the torn wrapper
But there don't seem to be one
No offense, baby girl, I don't mean any harm
But disease is something I'm trying to
Keep my penis free from i find the package
And I'm cool I immediately run
Like Speedy Gon-zales to see if I see anyone
Who might have a couple of
3's I'm fiending for some
My head is pounding to the beat of the drum

Girl, I don't mean any harm
All I wanted to do is just say hello
And do you happen to have anything on you
To make my mood mellow?
Some are oval and some are pink
Some are blue and some are just yellow
Girl, I don't mean any harm
All I wanted to do is just say hello

Oh, those were the days, they certainly were
It's hurting me to know that I'll
Be closing that curtain for good
Word-word, chk-word-word, chk-word
Chk-chk-word i second that and I third
Rushed to emergency surgery
To try to flush me because of
The drugs that he purchased
He's no longer getting them free
Hundred bucks for these Percodans
Plus, it's getting to be where
He'll lustfully search the den
Pain is hitting his knee and
His muscles be hurtin' him
Tirelessly on the phone trying to rustle up
Muscle relaxers for his back and
A couple of Paxils
Now he's doubling backwards
And he's stumbling back
Slipped and fell, hit his back, boom
Heard something go crack
Now he's up in the bathroom
Like he's busting a nap
Almost ended it that soon because of the fact
I'm just busting my own chops
While I'm busting a rap
Resuscitated and rejuved, so fuck it
I'm back

Girl, I don't mean any harm
All I wanted to do is just say hello
And do you happen to have anything on you
To make my mood mellow?
Some are oval and some are pink
Some are blue and some are just yellow
Girl, I don't mean any harm
All I wanted to do is just say hello

And so I'm saying, "Hello" (Hello)
Allow me to introduce myself (Myself)
My name is Shady it's so nice to meet you
(It's so nice to meet you)
It's been a long time (Long time)
I'm sorry I've been away so long (So long)
My name is Shady i never meant to leave you
(I never meant to leave you)

Yeah, it's like starting over clean slate
Ha