Eminem - Insane lyrics

I was born with a dick in my brain, yeah
Fucked in the head
My stepfather said that I sucked in the bed
'Til one night he snuck in and said
"We're going out back
I want my dick sucked in the shed"
Can't we just play with Teddy Ruxpin instead?
"After I fuck you in the butt, get some head
Bust a nut, get some rest
" the next day my mother said
"I don't know what the fuck's
Up with this kid!
The bastard won't even eat nothing he's fed
He just hung himself in the bedroom
He's dead!"
"Debbie, don't let that fucker get you upset
Go in there
Stick a fuckin' cigarette to his neck
I'll bet you he's fakin' it, I'll bet you
I bet he probably just wants to see
How upset you would get
I'll go handle this, of course
Unless you object?"
"Aw, go fuck his brains out if
Any's left in his head!"

If you could count the skeletons in my closet
Under my bed and up under my faucet
Then you would know I've completely lost it
Is he nuts? No, he's insane!
If you could count the skeletons in my closet
Under my bed and up under my faucet
Then you would know I've completely lost it
Is he nuts? No, he's insane!

"Did you get him?" Nah
Fucker tried to bite my face off
I just got fuckin' chased off with a chainsaw
Then he took the chainsaw
Bit the fuckin' blades off ate the blades
Stuck a baseball in a slingshot
Then he aimed at his own face
Let the thing pop took his eye out
Picked it up and played ping pong
Then he played ping pong with
His own ding dong
That motherfucker's got nuts like King Kong
Then he set the lawnmower out
On the dang lawn
And he laid all up underneath
It with the thing on then he took his pants
He took every fuckin' thing off
Everything except his tank top
And his training bra
Ain't he raw? yeah, maniac, that's Shady
Dawg man that motherfucker's gangsta
Ain't he dawg? Shady, dawg
What be goin' through that
Fuckin' brain of yours? Say no more
What the fuck you waitin' for? Sing along!

If you could count the skeletons in my closet
Under my bed and up under my faucet
Then you would know I've completely lost it
Is he nuts? No, he's insane!
If you could count the skeletons in my closet
Under my bed and up under my faucet
Then you would know I've completely lost it
Is he nuts? No, he's insane!

Don't you know what felch means?
("yeah") Well then, tell me
Would you rather get felched
Or do the felching? Fuck 'em in the ass
Suck the cum out while you're belching
(Urrp)
Burp, belch, and go back for a second helping
Can you dig what I'm saying
Man? Can you smell me? I want you to feel me
Like my stepfather felt me (Oh)
Fuck a little puppy
Kick the puppy while he's yelping
"Shady, what the fuck you
Saying?" I don't know, help me!
What the fuck's happening? I
Think I'm fuckin' melting!
"Marshall, I just love you, boy
I care about your well-being" no, Dad
I said no! I don't need no help peeing
I'm a big boy, I can do it by myself, see?
I only get naked when the babysitter tells me
She showed me a movie like
Nightmare on Elm Street
But it was X and they called
It "Pubic Hair on Chelsea"
"Well, this is called 'Ass Rape' and
We're shooting the jail scene!"

If you could count the skeletons in my closet
Under my bed and up under my faucet
Then you would know I've completely lost it
Is he nuts? No, he's insane
If you could count the skeletons in my closet
Under my bed and up under my faucet
Then you would know I've completely lost it
Is he nuts? No, he's insane