Eminem - My Mom lyrics

Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Okay!
Alright, a'ight, a'ight, a'ight, a'ight
(Yo, yo) yo, yo
Alright, I'ma lay the chorus first
Here we go now!

My mom loved Valium and lots of drugs
That's why I am like I am 'cause I'm like her
Because my mom loved Valium and lots of drugs
That's why I'm on what I'm
On 'cause I'm my mom!

My mom, my mom, I know you're probably tired
Of hearin' 'bout my mom, oh-ho, whoa-ho
But this is just a story of
When I was just a shorty
And how I became hooked on Va-aliu-um
Valium was in everything, food that I ate
The water that I drank
Fuckin' peas in my plate
She sprinkled just enough of it
To season my steak so every day I'd have
At least three stomachaches now tell me
What kind of mother would want to see her
Son grow up to be an undera-fuckin' chiever?
My teacher didn't think I was
Gonna be nothin' either
"What the fuck you stickin' gum up
Under the fuckin' seat for?"
"Mrs mathers, your son has been huffin' ether
Either that or the motherfucker's
Been puffin' reefer"
But all this huffin' and puffin'
Wasn't what it was either it was neither
I was buzzin' but it wasn't what she thought
Pee in a teacup? Bitch, you ain't my keeper
I'm sleepin' what the fuck you keep on
Fuckin' with me for?
Slut, you need to leave me the fuck alone
I ain't playin' go find you a white crayon
And color a fuckin' zebra!

My mom loved Valium and lots of drugs
That's why I am like I am 'cause I'm like her
Because my mom loved Valium and lots of drugs
That's why I'm on what I'm
On 'cause I'm my mom!

Wait a minute, this ain't dinner
This is paint thinner!
"You ate it yesterday, I
Ain't hear no complaints, did I?
Now here's a plate full of painkillers
Now just wait 'Til I crush the Valium and
Put it in your potatoes
You little motherfucker
I'll make you sit there and make
That retarded fuckin' face without
Even tastin' it
You better lick the fuckin' plate
You ain't wastin' it
Put your face in it 'fore I
Throw you in the basement again
And I ain't givin' in
You're gonna just sit there
In one fuckin' place
Finnickin' 'til next Thanksgiving
And if you still ain't finished it
I'll use the same shit again
Then when I make spinach dip
It'll be placed in the shit you little shit
Wanna sit there and play innocent?
A rack fell and hit me in
K-Mart and they witnessed it
Child support, your father
He ain't sent the shit
And so what if he did? It's
None of your dang business, kid!"

My mom there's no one else quite like my mom
I know I should let bygones be bygones
But she's the reason why I am
High on what I'm high on, 'cause

My mom loved Valium and lots of drugs
That's why I am like I am 'cause I'm like her
Because my mom loved Valium and lots of drugs
That's why I'm on what I'm
On 'cause I'm my mom!

My mom loved Valium, now all I am
Is a party animal, I am what I am
But I'm strong to the finish
With me Valium spinach
But my buzz only lasts about two minutes
But I don't wanna swallow
It without chewin' it
I can't even write a rhyme without you in it
My Valium, my Vaaaaaa-liummmm, ohh!

Man, I never thought that I could ever be
A drug addict, naw, fuck that
I can't have it happen to me
But that's actually what has
Ended up happenin' a tragedy
The fuckin' past ended up catchin' me
And it's probably where I got
Acquainted with the taste, ain't it?
Pharmaceuticals are the bomb, Mom, beautiful
She killed the fuckin' dog with the
Medicine she done fed it
Feed it a fuckin' aspirin and say
That it has a headache
"Here, want a snack? You hungry
You fuckin' brat?
Look at that, it's a Xanax, take
It and take a nap, eat it"
But I don't need it "Well fuck it then
Break it up take a little piece and beat it
Before you wake Nathan up"
Alright Ma, you win
I don't feel like arguin'
I'll do it, pop it
Gobble it and start wobblin'
Stumble, hobble, tumble, slip, trip
Then I fall in bed with a bottle of meds and
A Heath Ledger bobblehead

My mom loved Valium and lots of drugs
That's why I am like I am 'cause I'm like her
Because my mom loved Valium and lots of drugs
That's why I'm on what I'm
On 'cause I'm my mom!

My mom, I'm just like her
My mom, my mom, my mom
My mom, my mom, my mom
My mom, my mom, my mom my mom, my momma
Me momma, I like-a da momma haha, sorry Mom
I still love you though! Dr dre, 2010
Hey, this shit is hella hard, homie
Yo, take us on outta here woo!