Eminem - Oh No lyrics

Oh no! What's happening to my brain?
I can't believe this is happening again!

Lava on my lips I flips
Wake up think I have a cramp
I'm trying to shove the lava
Lamp up my father's ass
I think I'm out of gas, man
I need another mask i'd ask my mother
But I think she's laughing at the plants
A half a gram of graham crackers
And some Van de Kamp's
I think I'll eat some Ambiens
Like they're candied yams
Cut a couple cadavers up and
Have a little snack
Abra-fucking-cadabra, motherfucker
Look who's back just like a pendulum
Satan's pentagram swings
I accidentally dented it and
Bent the damn thing
Shit, I think I might have did
It when I was dancing
While I was chopping one of my legs
Off when I pulled a hamstring
First I Re-Up, then I Relapse
Go to rehab then I Detox after I see Doc
And I'll be back with the sequel
Repeat the cycle
'Cause I react like the She-Hulk
When I see NyQuil

Oh no! (Oh no) here we go again (again)
Don't know (Don't know)
When it's going to end (When will it- stop?)
Uh oh! (Uh oh)
Where did it begin? (When did it begin?)
So long ago (So long ago)
Maybe way back when
(Maybe way back when, Relapse)

Into the well, baby Jessica fell
She may have wetted herself
Quit playing, get her some help
Mary Kay Letourneau was sending
Me letters from jail every day in journals
Saying how she wanted to smother
Me in lettuce and mayo
I'm the medicine man, my medical marijuana
Was prescribed by a doctor
Shove a typewriter up Per-
-ez Hilton's ass, shit, almost forgot that
He's always shoving something up his ass
So why not that?
And fuck it, while I'm venting
Let's shove a vending machine
Up his rear end when he's bending over
Pretending that he
Didn't say anything that would
Be offending to me
Stick his head in a blender
Begin blending in G
Where should I put the pink
Sissy with the fluffy hair?
Put him under the stairs? People
Are already under there
Hmm, I wonder where wait
I think the cupboard's bare
Stuff him up in the Tupperware and
Shove him up in there

Oh no! (Oh no) here we go again (again)
Don't know (Don't know)
When it's going to end (When will it- stop?)
Uh oh! (Uh oh)
Where did it begin? (When did it begin?)
So long ago (So long ago)
Maybe way back when
(Maybe way back when, Relapse)

Vicodin's like a nitrogen hydrogen vitamin
I bite into five and then I
Get high as a kite again
I like it when I get in
My zone on the mic again
Who'm I kidding? I couldn't quit this
Shit if my life depends
I relapsed twice after I
Came outta Brighton then yeah, rehab's nice
I had my name up in lights again
You see that's why I can't
Decipher what life I'm in
I might pull a knife on your wife
And slice her then dice her then
It sounds so enticing
Isn't it nice when I'm hype again?
On nights when I'm like this
No time to write this, just type it in
If I could get my pen to slow down
What'd I write just then?
Man, I'm 'bout to hyperventilate
I just have hypertension
I have the type of mental
State you couldn't comprehend
Unusually stupid of you for you
To think I'm your friend
I usually do what I do
And suffer no consequence i offer no mercy
The controversy is once again

Oh no! (Oh no) here we go again (again)
Don't know (Don't know)
When it's going to end (When will it- stop?)
Uh oh! (Uh oh)
Where did it begin? (When did it begin?)
So long ago (So long ago)
Maybe way back when
(Maybe way back when, Relapse)

Oh no! (Oh no)