Eminem - Rain Man lyrics

Yeah definitely, definitely
Definitely dope definitely
Definitely K-Mart yeah
Yeah (Pbfft)

You find me offensive, I find you offensive
For finding me offensive, hence, if
I should draw the line any fences
If so, to what extents, if
Any, should I go? 'Cause
It's getting expensive
Being on the other side of
The courtroom on the defensive
They say I cause extensive psychological
Nerve damage to the brain
When I go to lengths this
Far at other people's expenses
I say you're all just too goddamn sensitive
It's censorship
And it's downright blasphemous
Let's end this shit now


'cause I won't stand for this
And Chris-stiff-pher Reeves won't sit
For this neither
And let's clear this up too
I ain't got no beef with him either
He used to be like a hero to me
I even believe I had one of those 25-cent
Stickers on my refrigerator
Right next to Darth Vader
And Darth must've put a hex on him for later
I feel like it's my fault
'cause of the way that
I stuck him up in between him and Lex Luthor
I killed Superman, I killed Super
Man, and how ironic
That I'd be the bad guy, kryptonite
The green chronic

'Cause I ain't got no legs or no brain
Nice to meet you hi, my name is
I forgot my name
My aim was not to become what I
Became with this level of fame
My soul is possessed by this devil
My new name is rain Man

Now in the Bible, it says:
"Thou shalt not watch two lesbians in bed
Have homosexual sex unless, of course
You were given the consent to join in
Then, of course, it's intercourse
And it's bisexual sex which isn't as bad
'Long as you show some
Remorse for your actions
Either before, during, or after
Performing the act of that which
Is normally referred to as such
More commonly known phrases
That are more used by today's kids
In a more derogatory way
But who's to say what's fair to
Say and what not to say?"
Let's ask Dr dre Dr dre? (What up?)
I got a question, if I may (yeah)
Is it gay to play putt-putt
Golf with a friend? (yeah)
And watch his butt-butt when he tees off?
(yeah) but up, I ain't done yet
In football, the quarterback yells out
"Hut hut"
While he reaches in another grown man's ass
Grabs on his nuts, but, just, what if
It was never meant it was just an accident
But he tripped, fell, slipped
And his penis went in
His teeny-tiny, little, round heinie
And he didn't mean it
But his little weenie flinched
Just a little bit
And I don't need to go into any more details
But
What if he pictured it as a female's butt?
Is that gay? I just need to clear things up
'Til then, I'll just walk around
With a manly strut, because

'Cause I ain't got no legs or no brain
Nice to meet you hi, my name is
I forgot my name
My aim was not to become what I
Became with this level of fame
My soul is possessed by this devil
My new name is Rain Man

You find me offensive, I find you offensive
Shit, this is the same verse, I just did this
When am I gonna come to my good senses?
Probably the day Bush comes to my defenses
My spider sense is telling
Me Spider-Man is nearby
And my plan is to get him next and
Open up a whoop-ass canister
God damn it, Dre, where's the goddamn beat?
(yeah) anyway, anyway
I don't know how else to put it
This is the only thing that I'm good at
I am the bad guy, kryptonite
The green chronic
Demonic yup, yup, don't worry, I'm on it
I got it, high-five Nick Lachey
Stuck a pin in Jessica's head and walked away
(Pfffffff) and as she flew around the
Room like a balloon, i
Grabbed the last can of chicken tuna
Out the trash can, and zoom, i
Headed straight back to the Neverland Ranch
With a peanut butter-jelly
Chicken tuna sandwich
And I ain't even gotta make no goddamn sense
I just did a whole song
And I didn't say shit

'Cause I ain't got no legs or no brain
Nice to meet you hi, my name is
I forgot my name
My aim was not to become what I became
With this level of fame
My soul is possessed by this devil
My new name is Rain Man

'Cause ah, uh, ah, eh, ugh yup, Rain Man
Definitely, definitely Dr dre
Super dope beatmaker 2000 and, 2000 and
Four hundred-and-eighty-seven-million-nine
Hundred-and-se-
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And seventy yeah