Eminem - Ridaz lyrics

Aw, man, yeah you ever be in the club, man
You get in a fight
And people that you don't even know jump in?

You feel like you wanna hit
Somethin', your fist clenches, you're pissed
You just wanna get someone with shit
Jump on this
You're 'bout to get your shit pushed in
I'm just inches away
From splittin' your shit wide open
No stitches can save
You'll die with your eyes open
You hope this isn't the way
You end up going out, but I guess it just is
I'm afraid
Razors, scissors and blades make Jason say
"Isn't this great?"
On-lookers participate in this
Ass-kicking debate
That's startin' to take place in
The middle of the street
Little did you know there'd be an all-out
Brawl soon as you heard this beat
Emergency personnel rush to the murder scene
But it's too late, it's absolute pandemonium
Whisked away in an ambulance is your fate
Nothing nobody told you
When you left the house today
Could've made you anticipate
Such an ass-whipping, okay
'til the anger dissipates
You'll get punched in the face, reciprocate
Come on! (Woo)

So what the deal, ridaz?
Would you excuse me while I feel my nuts?
My balls are feeling a mighty big now
I might just have to dig down
And pull 'em through my britches
I said, so what the deal, ridaz?
Would you excuse me while I feel my nuts?
My balls are feeling a mighty big now
I might just have to dig down
And pull 'em through my britches

You step in the place with enough
Misplaced anger to catch a case
Anxious to get in some shit
Got your gangstas all with your ladies
You better go get your mace
'cause Shady said so
You may wanna pick up the radio
And bang it against your face
That's how fuckin' rowdy you feel
Now do you still wanna grill?
If you don't wanna get the
Shit beat out of you, chill
'Cause if you doubt me, you will
Yeah, got me a pill, found me a thrill
I got a couple of drinks here
And I'm bound to refill (Woo)
Girl, howdy, how do you feel, ma?
This cocksucker did not spill my drink, oh
Hell nah he must be trying to kill my buzz
I will not budge, so what the deal, ridaz?
Now here they all come and they
Got your back in, like, two seconds flat
And that's probably a record, yeah
You wasn't expecting that
'Cause they want in on the act
There's a Cognac bottle
We snuck it in 'cause the beer that
They was serving here was only tap
I'm bitin', I fight dirty
You might get kicked in the nuts
You're frightened like
"This guy might hurt me"
You're quite certain he's nuts
I've hit myself in the face harder
Play smarter, you may start her over
You need a chainsaw to
Dig your way out or go powder your nose
Pussy the louder you yell
The harder I slap the shit outta you hoes
You set it off, faggot
So now how do you 'spose
We settle it? Hit me in the nose
We'll see how it goes

So what the deal, ridaz?
Would you excuse me while I feel my nuts?
My balls are feeling a mighty big now
I might just have to dig down
And pull 'em through my britches
I said, so what the deal, ridaz?
Would you excuse me while I feel my nuts?
My balls are feeling a mighty big now
I might just have to dig down
And pull 'em through my britches

It's sheer hustle, I bob, weave
Deflate your beer muscles
We're tusslin', the crowd's startin'
To cheer us, and
Adrenaline's rushin' through us just
Like a geyser gushin'
Too much Budweiser in my blood
I'm stranglin' your windpipe for nothin'
(Woo) my signature's ligature marks
Look at you all
Big with your remarks 'til I swing
An icepick at your heart
At least that's what it feels like
When I pick ya apart and dig at ya
And break you down like the
Bitch that you are
The predicament starts when I throw
A brick at your car
The pain inflicted upon you is so sick
It's bizarre
Shit, this is almost ridiculous
Addictive as far as havin' me wanna rip out
Your fricking ligaments arr!
You hit like a bitch
You scratch me with your nails for that
You catch an open hand slap
Like a female like bap in fact
I'll have the crowd smackin' you themselves
Where's D12? I don't feel like
Doing this by myself, come on!

So, what the deal ridaz?
Would you excuse me while I feel my nuts?
My balls are feeling a mighty big now
I might just have to dig down
And pull 'em through my britches
I said, so what the deal, ridaz?
Would you excuse me while I feel my nuts?
My balls are feeling a mighty big now
I might just have to dig down
And pull 'em through my britches

Yeah, what the deal?
I'm feeling hard as hell right now, homie
I almost feel invincible and shit
Ayy, Dre you got me feelin' like
I can't be touched right now, fool, haha!
I'm unstoppable, damn