Eminem - So Bad lyrics

Yeah, haha you feel that, baby?
Yeah, I feel it too, damn
(I'm so bad, I'm so good that I'm so bad)
You know
I'm so glad we could spend this time together
(I guarantee I'll be the greatest
Thing you ever had)
You see, I'm not as crazy
As you thought I was, am I?
('Cause you ain't never met nobody like me
And you ain't gonna wanna
Fuck nobody else again)

I'm the American Dream
I'm the definition of white trash ballin'
I'm right back on 'em with a err chick-err
Chicka chick I can't call it
Same shit, different toilet, oh, you
Got a nice ass, darling
Can't wait to get you into my Benz
Take you for a spin
What you mean we ain't fuckin'? You
Take me for a friend?
Let me tell you the whole
Story of Shady's origin
You'll be sorry if you slam
My Mercedes door again
Now, it all started with my father
I must've got my pimpin' genes from him
The way he left my momma
I'm a rolling stone, just like him
Word to Johnny Drama
Keep my entourage with me, baby
I'll make a promise
There ain't nobody as bomb as me
I'm as calm as
The breeze, I'm the bee's knees
His legs, and his arms, i'm a
Superstar, girl, I'm ready for you, Mama
Why you think the only thing I
Got on is my pajamas?

I'm so bad, I'm so good that I'm so bad
I guarantee I'll be the greatest
Thing you ever had
'Cause you ain't never met nobody like me
And you ain't gonna wanna
Fuck nobody else again
I'm so bad, I'm so good that I'm so bad
I guarantee I'll be the greatest
Thing you ever had
'Cause you ain't never met nobody like me
And you ain't gonna wanna
Fuck nobody else again

I'm equivalent to a shot of Cuervo, first
I'll kiss your navel work my way down, baby
You can lay down on the table
But you may wanna find somethin' more stable
I told you I ain't foolin' from the gate
This ain't the first day of April
But thank you for stayin', April
I'ma make you
Learn to appreciate me, differentiate me
From these phony
Little fishy and sissy fake Gs
Skip over the "huggy bear, "
And all the "kissy face, " please
Initiate phase three, missy, now service me
Take another shot of Jäger
Shake it so nervously
Take your time, baby, ooh, you're the bomb
Baby ooh, you're doing that even
Better than your mom, lady
I told you why I'm Shady
You didn't listen now, did ya?
Relax, woman
You know that I'm only kiddin' wit' ya
Got a twisted sense of humor, it's warped
But I didn't hit ya
I think you're finally startin'
To get the picture, i'm just–

I'm so bad, I'm so good that I'm so bad
I guarantee I'll be the greatest
Thing you ever had
'Cause you ain't never met nobody like me
And you ain't gonna wanna
Fuck nobody else again
I'm so bad, I'm so good that I'm so bad
I guarantee I'll be the greatest
Thing you ever had
'Cause you ain't never met nobody like me
And you ain't gonna wanna
Fuck nobody else again

(Err chick-err chick) call me dynamite
(Oh oh oh, Chicka chick chick)
Dynamite (Oh oh oh, Chicka chick chick)
Dynamite (Oh woah ooh oh woah) , soul (Err chick-err chick)
Call me dynamite
(Oh oh oh, Chicka chick chick)
Dynamite (Oh oh oh, Chicka chick chick)
Dynamite (Oh woah oh oh oh) , soul, oh (Err chick-err chick)
I can hold you in the morning
But in the evening, I gotta go
(Err chick-err chick)
'Cause I'm on to the next girl
And the next girl, I kinda like, oh, oh, oh

I got you caught up in the rapture
Make you recapture
The feelings you had for your last
Boyfriend before he slapped ya
You never wanted someone so bad, you're
Sweatin', but if I'm what you wanted
Why'd you panic when I grabbed ya?
Girl, don't be so frantic
I'm just a hopeless romantic
Don't try to fight the feeling
Of somethin' that's so organic
You can't ignore it, so don't
Just stand before it
Just drop them panties to the floor
Let's get to camcordin' damn, shawty
I told you this was bound to happen
Soon as you wrote your number on the napkin
I was bound to work a number on your back
And throw your spine out of alignment
My love has got you so blind that
You couldn't pick Amy Winehouse
Out of a line-up
So stop at the store, pick a pint up
Let's get the pineapple Schnapps going
No one will knock 'Cause I'ma hang a sign
Up saying "Don't Disturb"
Shawty, I'm so superb
I say the right things
Don't I spit the dopest words?

I'm so bad, I'm so good that I'm so bad
I guarantee I'll be the greatest
Thing you ever had
'Cause you ain't never met nobody like me
And you ain't gonna wanna
Fuck nobody else again
I'm so bad, I'm so good that I'm so bad
I guarantee I'll be the greatest
Thing you ever had
'Cause you ain't never met nobody like me
And you ain't gonna wanna
Fuck nobody else again

(Err chick-err chick) call me dynamite
(Oh oh oh, Chicka chick chick)
Dynamite (Oh oh oh, Chicka chick chick)
Dynamite (Oh woah ooh oh woah) , soul (Err chick-err chick)
Call me dynamite
(Oh oh oh, Chicka chick chick)
Dynamite (Oh oh oh, Chicka chick chick)
Dynamite (Oh woah oh oh oh) , soul, oh (Err chick-err chick)
I can hold you in the morning
But in the evening, I gotta go
(Err chick-err chick)
'Cause I'm on to the next girl
And the next girl, I kinda like, oh, oh, oh

I'm so bad, I'm so good that I'm so bad (Aha)
I guarantee I'll be the greatest
Thing you ever had
'Cause you ain't never met nobody like me
And you ain't gonna wanna
Fuck nobody else again

Dr dre 2010
Lightyears ahead of you (Haha) woo!