Enter Shikari - Slipshod lyrics
[Enter Shikari - Slipshod lyrics]
Get me the manager! Get, get, get
Get me the manager!
"Oh dear
Oh, what seems to be the problem, sir?"
First of all I was greeted with a grimace
Service with a sneer
He don't want to be here
Second of all I was seated by the window
And the draft was a serious inconvenience
There was lipstick on my glass
And it wasn't mine
We put our order in, I can't believe the time
This is a shambles, your cook is a heathen
Your carpet is ugly and your
Veg ain't in season
My impatience spread like gravy
On a tablecloth
And, and your head looks like it
Was carved out of a nut rory C, tell 'em
I was waiting in line for ten whole minutes
This is unacceptable
You're pushing me to my limit's!
"Please don't raise your voice in here, sir
This is a respected establishment
I'm sure we can sort this out quietly, no?"
Oh really? Well, well
That's a great vase you got there
It'll be a real shame if
Something happened to it
Whoopsie
Slipshod, kick it! Slip!
Slipshod, kick it! Cunt
Slipshod, kick it!
Oh, lordy, lordy