Epic Beard Men - Dumb Ass Kids lyrics

(We're back up and running
We're completely untouchable)

(Yo, I been around, I put it down
I ain't these young-ass kids
I won't sit back and rap
Like these dumb ass kids
I been around, I put it down
I ain't these young-ass kids
I won't sit back and rap
Like these dumb ass kids
I been around, I put it down
I ain't these young-ass kids
I won't sit back and rap
Like these dumb ass kids
I been around, I put it down
I ain't these young-ass kids
I won't sit back and rap
Like these dumb ass kids
I been around, I put it down
I ain't these young-ass kids


I won't sit back and rap
Like these dumb ass kids)

Diligent vigilantes, vigilant digital banshee
In the Silicon Valley of Death
Tickling your Biblical fancy
In the middle of political, literal
And lyrical miracle of
Conservative leaning liberals:
(With a pimp-strut)
Sneaking adult beverages in your sippy cup
That's a parental-advisory hitch in
This sexy bitch's giddy-up
You can't shame the dullest tool in
The shed for being blunt
'Cause (What!?) we're not all made to cut (Ohh) , if I may be so curt
If I'm allowed to be frank
No one understood my words 'til
I was breaking the bank
'Cause I was drawing the crowds
While they was drawing the blank
They was trying to hold me around
While I was pulling their rank
I wasn't so full of myself I
Wouldn't make time for play
But baby I'm a tank
Time to get outta my way
You can praise a broken clock for
Being right twice a day
But you can't fix stupid with late fees
My G (There's a price to pay)

(Sit back and rap like these dumb ass kids
I been around, I put it down
I ain't these young-ass kids
I won't sit back and rap
Like these dumb ass kids
I been around, I put it down
I ain't these young-ass kids
I won't sit back and rap
Like these dumb ass kids
I been around, I put it down
I ain't these young-ass kids
I won't sit back and rap
Like these dumb ass kids
I been around, I put it down
I ain't these young-ass kids)

If you see my inner child give him dap
We paying these bills with rap, lil' homie
How ill is that?
Good prediction back when composition pads
Had us skipping class (just a dumb ass kid)
With some dubbed tapes and a wiffle bat
When the last time you
Heard a soundboy burial?!
Epic, Beard, Men, come through in stereo
These rappers invented fake news
Paying for views
My advice to young writers is quit
(Stay in school) but if that ain't you
Then nothing I can say or
Do will change the truth:
Take your own advice, ignore the hype
And don't be chasing youth
Start out spending on them charms
End up rapping off your phone
We heard the DJ drop the
(bomb) but you weren't in the zone
I don't pay no dues to the pyramid scheme
Ain't no use not a hit with the Tweens
Strange old dude but he spit real clean
And embrace whole crews with a quick sixteen
See, you're at the prom to
Go home with the queen
I'm with the woman she's hoping to be
No disrespect to the kids
Tell 'em it's lit
The grown-ups will know what I mean

(Sit back and rap like these dumb ass kids
I been around, I put it down
I ain't these young-ass kids
I won't sit back and rap
Like these dumb ass kids
I been around, I put it down
I ain't these young-ass kids
I won't sit back and rap
Like these dumb ass kids
I been around, I put it down
I ain't these young-ass kids
I won't sit back and rap
Like these dumb ass kids
I been around, I put it down
I ain't these young-ass kids)

(Epic Beard Men motherfucker! God damn)
(Stop right there! God damn) scratches
(Watch your mouth) scratches
(Who the fuck told you, you could rap?)
(Get a job, Doing dumb shit)
Scratches (Bang, bang, shot's fired
But you're scared to say my name)