Example, Scroobius Pip - Follow Him lyrics

She looked better in her MySpace profile
No smile
Looking to the ground all obscure and docile
Her hair was quite cool but
Her clothes were not
Suppose we're all looking better
When we're photoshopped
She said "damn you're so much
Buffer in the flesh, you know?
Would you sign my dress and all my
CDs? Your show was well professional
Say you ain't forgotten me from Nottingham
Thursday i'm really fucking loving you but
Not in a nerd way"

Now let me tell the tale
Of my very first stalker
Not a lady but a man called Damian Walker
I get a six foot bloke with a bad crew cut
While others get hot girls that just want to
Damian on MySpace will message me each day
After a week there became very
Little left to say
Then he said "we should maybe
Meet up at the show
I've gotta show you something
You're gonna love, i just know"

She followed me home, she followed me home
She's seen me once and now
She'll never leave me alone
(Don't follow me, no, don't follow me, no)
(If I see you at a show
I'll grab my mic and I'll go)

Then she pulls out her ticket stubs
Shoves them in my hand
I say "yeah, that's wicked love
You really are a fan"
She'd seen me with Hadouken!
The Rifles and The Streets
Clearly she was eager but
She still seemed sweet
She said "ok, Mr Gleave
Can you sign my dress?"
But as I went to write my name
She pulled out her breast
I stared at her tit and then froze
She had a tattoo of my face with her
Nipple in the middle as my nose

That's an opening line that'll
Make you shiver
Then a week later you find your
Corpse washed up on a river
I didn't wanna read on but I had no choice
So now I read each line
In a more menacing voice he said "you see
I've got your lyrics tattooed on my hip
Now that proves, I'm the number
One fan of you, pip
I'm gonna get some more done
But this time even bigger
On my neck, under the tattoo of the swastika

Ha, ok, that's a real nice picture
I must say that I'm flattered that
My head's on your tit, uh
I didn't wanna tell her but I thought
She was nast and a slut
Saw her arms and I noticed some cuts
She said "ah, don't worry
The scars have faded
I tried to kill myself when I
Heard you had a lady"
I signed her bust, grabbed my Moby and wrote
"Shiner, call a bodyguard and get me a quote"

He said "I love that you're a part
Of the rise in white rap
With Mike Skinner, Example
Plan B and Just Jack
I can understand what you say
And I'm happy with that
We've made the genre our own
But we ain't giving it back"
Now was I more offended that he only
Liked my music cause I'm white
Or cause he seemed to think that
Me and Just Jack were alike?
I messaged back saying "I don't
Really need your props, user"
Clicked send, moved the mouse and then
Just clicked block user

Well to be fair, mine was quite fit actually
I probably would've banged her
(I don't know what you're complaining about
Mate, mine was a massive racist
Was rubbish)