Example - Milk Your Goat lyrics

Milk your goat, take a sip from your beverage
Wet your throat
Find a nice bird and tell her
Get your coat, and if she says to you
"No you don't", slip something in her drink

I watch her chatting to that fella
And I'm thinking they're never lovers
She's a little minx
He looks like one of the Neville Brothers
He's looking smug so he's starting to bug me
This dude is fucking ugly
It's not cause I'm jealous
Of other fellas when they're getting
Into gashes they shouldn't be
Intoxicated women who when sober
They wouldn't be getting anywhere
But by exhibiting magic tricks
The girl don't even notice when he's
Starting to grab her tit's
20 minutes prior to the
Start of this monologue
This dude was at the bar all
By himself looking proper odd
And when the pretty girl turned
Her back for a second-or-two
Did what all predators do
Took his opportunity
He slipped something in her beverage
He knew he never had a chance
So to give him more leverage
Cheated now you got a poor little innocent
Off her fucking face and she's
Thinking she loves him
Looking at him longingly
This ain't where she wanna be
I feel like I'm the only
One who noticed this anomaly
Morally inclined to interject
Intercept the dudes plan
Just before it's gets sickening
Heartbeat quickening
I dunno what he put in her glass
But as they pass me he's
Grabbing her arse cheeks
If it gets nasty I'll stop the shenanigans
A spanner in his plan
Look he's over-milked it

She's still holding the same drink
She gives him a lame wink
Whatever he gave her it won't
Let her brain think
Straightly, now shies grinning sat
In his lap, his mates
Take turns giving him a pat on the back
He's got her in his grasp he
Can do what he wanna do
Take her back to his place you
Know what he gonna do
I ain't a fan of it he don't deserve her
She's far too pretty man how did he manage it
Just as I get closer, I look at her finger
It all becomes clear why
She's letting him linger
He was stood with a sly
Little look on his boatrace
And judging by his threads
He clearly has no taste
Except in buying jewellery
He's so uninhibited
He's really made a fool of me cause
Now I see what he did
This flash rich bastard is far from plastered
He's worked a little plan
That he's totally mastered
Sees his target, checks she's on the market
And slips a diamond ring into her
Glass as she guards it
I guess that's pretty cheesy but
Some men are sleazy
And if you chose wisely some women are easy
When she spots the present say
It's yours to keep
And for at least one night
She's yours to keep
Just flash a precious stone it's
As simple as that
So there you have it lads, rohypnolís old hat

Look I really gotta clear my throat
Fellas looking silly when they
Stand and gloat you ain't getting nothing if
You don't take note
See the opportunity and milk that goat