Example, Ali Love - Teenage Kicks lyrics

They're all clothed but it feels like an orgy
They're stood here before me
All gorgeous and horny
And only 18 but that's legal
They seem to be fucked
On a mixture of mandy and brandy
Handy for me, it's handy for Randy
I stop for a chat with a girl
And her hair smells like candy
She's pissed but still understands me
We talk for a bit
Then I speak to her candidly
(Hello little miss, there's a room upstairs)
(It ain't a double bed but
Who the fuck cares?)
(Let's enjoy each others' bodies - look
One night only, You ain't gotta see me and
Won't have to phone me) apologies, honestly
Ain't nothing wrong with me
I seem a little faltered but
I'm getting to the point
Cause it's better that we're
Joint in agreement
Look yo, this ain't about me
This is all about freedom 1, 2, 3
I wanna fuck you so will you fuck me?
4, 5, 6, we can do it for the love or
Can do it for the teenage kicks 7, 8, 9
I'm only counting numbers cause we're
Running out of time
10 (well, come on then - it makes sense, I'm a boy, you're a girl)

Don't you say, don't you say
Don't you say that you won't
Cause it's a shame, it's a shame
It's a shame if we don't
Don't you say, don't you say
Don't you say cause you won't
Cause it's a shame, it's a shame
It's a shame if we don't

The other dudes in the room can't stand me
I'm older than them, I'm like Clooney
They're puny and all still at uni and
Angry I probably rate eva, Susie and Kate
They can see right through me
I know how they feel when they lose
Cause I've been in their shoes
About seven years back when
I couldn't get gash
But now I get muff cause of honesty and wit
Plus I'm wiser now, where wasn't we?
All these other guys at the party, see
They all wanna bang you but craftily
Whereas I'm talking to you whole heartedly
I ain't a pretender with hidden agendas
I'm sorry, that's no way to speak
Ok, I'm going to the bathroom to take a leak
I could wait a week but I want you right now
You want another glassful of Jacob's Creek?