Eyedea, Abilities - Act Right lyrics

Ayo, Abilities man Yo what up?
Yo, I got a lil' somethin' I gotta
Get off my chest right quick
Spit it out, spit it out
Go ahead spit it out alright dig this man
I'm sick of all these punk
Motherfuckers in this rap game
You know what I'm sayin?
What's happenin' fool?
I'm sayin' these fools steppin' up to us
Knowin' they shit is straight ga'bage
You know what I'm talkin' about
E&A don't play that shit man
Why don't you explain? Alright, check it out

It's like we walk into the
Place and instantly we surrounded
The kingpin, big shots
Of this underground shit
In less than a sec Abilities is at the bar
Half these guys don't even know who we are


But we still act like stars
Your set could'a been tight
I wasn't listenin'
I was peepin' out some new lyrics
My man Carnage was kickin'

Forcin' this contortionist towards
Blowin' kids
Physicals over inproportionate coordinates
(damn that shit is hot)

Now back to the subject
To me not givin' a damn about you
This is my world
It just so happens that you live in it too
But that don't mean I
Gotta tolerate your talk
There's a thousand other people in this room
That'd probably love to hear your thoughts
But while your uncomfortably ridin' my tip
Abilities is upstairs stealin' yo chick
You want props, stop runnin' your mouth
Just give a pound, buy a CD, and be out
Yo, you need to take a few steps back
Your DJ can't scratch and
Your emcee can't rap
You all up in my face and
We just came here to max
Man you stupid motherfuckers need to
Learn how to act

"Ayo, ain't that that Eyedea kid
Talkin' all that crazy
Man I'm 'bout to hyperbolate this fool
You can't see me!"

Ever since we started winnin' battles
And travelin' 'cross the land
Fools think if they could beat you
They could beat you and
They wanna test so they step not knowin
Eyedea's rep to leave 'em swept
Up off they feet
The contest always ends like this:
-Your cheap flimsy chump style ain't worth
The ground it'll get buried beneath
The beats are buckin' your weak
Flowin' your flow is scared of the beat
-Princess, the king's here so
Play the background
-How's that sound? You just got clowned
Now sit your ass down
Man these kids get on my nerves
But I can't pretend I hate 'em
Cause whack emcees are such a
Great source of entertainment
Me and Abilities watched the Blaze
Battles for like a year:
"This kid out there, got nothin' to do"
Heh, it's funny
Sometime's kids is so whack with the rappin
Instead of actually rappin' back I
Just wind up laughin' like
Haha haha haha ha haha ha haha ha ha ha
Yo, you need to take a couple steps back
Your partner can't scratch
And your cousin can't rap
You all up in my face and
We just came here to max
Man you stupid motherfuckers need to
Learn how to act
"Oh my God, Eyedea & Abilities
You guys are soo phat!
My boyfriend loves you guys soo much
You know what? Oh my God
You should sign my tit's
Oh great, this is gonna be perfect!"

You know we love to see ya'll at the shows
But this is dedicated to the ones
Someone might call a ho
All I gotta do is wink to
Get you back to my hotel
I can't respect a person
That don't respect themselves
You're that one girl I
Went to highschool with
Back then you treated me like I wasn't shit
You say if I give you a free
CD you'll show me your tit's?
You get the CD for ten bucks like
Everyone else you stupid bi yotch
No I don't care if you just
Broke up with your boyfriend No
I ain't tryin' to go where
Every other rapper's been No
If I was to kick it all my
Boys would clown so I could
Never hold you, can't hold you
Won't hold you down
Look all you gotta do is learn some manners
Women and men, DJs and rappers
There's nothin' more to say
This meeting is adjourned
And if you don't know by now
I think it's time you learned