Fall Out Boy - The Drunk History of Fall Out Boy lyrics

It’s summer of 2001 Joe meets
Patrick and he’s like "Yo
I know about music" and Patrick’s like "Yo
I know more about music"
"That’s impossible! Do you wanna
Start a band?"
And Patrick’s like, "…yeah… That’s cool"
And then he’s like "Yo, this is a book store
It's not a music store!"

And then they met at Patrick’s house and
Patrick’s wearing shorts and socks and
A hat patrick is playin’ drums for
Some fuckin’ reason! And Pete’s
There for some reason! They start playin’
Music together and they're like "Oh
Let’s play some fuckin’ covers from some
Other bands!" It was like
Green Day and fuckin’ Misfit's
And fuckin’ Ramones!
Pete said to Joe, "Yo, we gotta
Change this shit up! Yo
We’ve played all these bands let’s play
Shit from Fall Out Boy"
And so Pete and Patrick are like "Yo
That’s dope but we need
A fuckin’ drummer!" Because
Patrick’s playin’ drums and he’s a singer!
Patrick's like "Yo! I got a soul voice!"
And they're like "Wait
How do you have a soul voice?"
And he’s like "Yo, watch this: yeah!"
And they’re like "Oh my god! That sounds
Like soul!" So they put it
In the song and it was like
"where is your boy tonight!"
And then they’re like: "Yo
That's fuckin’ perfect this is Fall
Out Boy" And they
Made records like, Evening Out With Your
Ex-Girlfriend evening Out With
Your Ex-Girlfriend, everybody loves it

It's called Evening Out With Your Girlfriend

With Your Ex-Girlfriend! It's called Evening
Out With Your Ex-Girlfriend!
It's called Eating Out Your Girlfriend
And it's real and it doesn't matter

And Pete talked to Patrick and Joe and he
Was like "Yo, what the FUCK! Yo
This is gonna be fuckin’ DOPE!"
So they made a record
And it was called: Take This To Your Grave
They made it without a drummer!
And they had like three
Four drummers come in
The four drummers they had come in
Were like: Josh Freese, Neil Peart
The dude from Toto… The fourth one was like
The guy from Papa Roach or something
And they were like, "Yo
We need Andy Hurley andy Hurley take
This To Your Grave fuckin' record
It" And he did it, and he killed it
He was like, Bigadigadigalalululapssshhhh!
Killing the skins! Tapping the skins!
Tapping the rims! Playing
The shit! Killing these bitches!
Wrapping it out!

(You're getting a fucking tattoo right now!
What the fuck is going on?)

"We should get signed
To Fueled by Ramen 'Cause these guys know
What the fuck is going on"
And they were like "Yo
If you can make our scene
Any bigger than it is, which
Is not fuckin' hard, we will sign you guys"
Pete was like "Yo! We got
This record that’s fuckin’ dope
Dude! It's called Take This To Your Grave"
Hey, it's gonna be called From
Under The Cork Tree
It's gonna be fuckin' huge
And then Patrick’s like "I
Gotta keep it real
I gotta keep it artistic these
Are three songs that
Are gonna make the album and it's called
(burp) , this is called: 'Thnks fr th Mmrs
' '20 Dollar Nose Bleed, ' and 'Sugar
We're Goin' Down' and they made this record
That was fucking dope
And it fucking hit on the charts
Like: one, two, three! Three, two one! Three
Four, five, six, seven, eight, nine
Ten! TEN TO ONE!
From Under The Cork Tree sold like
Four million records! Ten million records!
Fifteen million records!
And Brendon Urie had nothing to do with the
Entire record and Patrick was
Like "That's good!" pete was like "Yo
Fuck you! I can do whatever I want!"
Joe was like "yeah, it's cool man
Whatever… I don’t give a shit" And
Then Andy was like "Eh… Cool!"
And Pete was like "Makeup is fuckin’
Great for a guy because
It makes a guy look beautiful
Which a lot of times
A guy is not beautiful and
I wanna change that i
Wanna make sure everybody thinks
That guys are beautiful" (I'm good so far
-You wanna spit one more time? Yeah, I do
Shut the fuck)

Pete was like "Oh my god
I’m so embarrassed about this dick pic!"
And then I saw the dick pic
And I was like "Eh, it's not bad it's not a
Bad dick let’s be real"
We made Rolling Stone one issue before
Fall Out Boy and Fall Out
Boy made the issue right after us
And they were so pissed!
They were like "Yo, fuck you guys!"
They were like "Yo! Panic has the
Fucking cover of Rolling Stone? Yo
Fuck these dudes! We're gonna fucking
Go miles above! We're gonna
Hit every fucking continent there
Is known to man!"
But they didn’t! Because they missed
A second of time
Apparently, they were like: "Oh
Shit we got every continent" And
They didn’t actually hit it
Dude, Pete was like "What the FUCK?"
Oh, you didn’t fuckin’ make
The continent it's like, fuck you!

So From Under the Cork Tree
Happens, we fuckin' have three
Four years of awesomeness!
Like people are cumming on themselves
'cause it's so big!
So Fall Out Boy was like
So Patrick’s like "Yo
We're gonna name this record From Under The
Cork Tree and From Infinity On High"
Pete was like "Yo
Folie à Deux means the Theatric of Two"
Fall Out Boy was like "Yo, we gotta take
A break" meaning, Pete was like "Yo
We gotta take a break bro"
And Patrick’s like
"I need time for my music! Uhhh!"
And Joe's like "Yo
I need time to find the fuckin’ art
Dude I gotta find some fuckin’ meau-metal"
And Andy’s like "I’m just gonna play
With some fuckin' metal bands"

And they were like, "Alright
This breaks been like three years
Long two years long three years long
Three and a half?
We gotta fuckin’ come back man
We gotta come back strong!
(You took my beer away, what the fuck?!
-No, you poured it all over yourself!
Yeah, you poured it on yourself, man)

We gotta make this shit legit it's gonna
Be fuckin' dope it's gonna go
Fuckin' sky high we're gonna make a
Fuckin' record that sails the skies
We're gonna call this record:
Save Rock and Roll
So they made "Alone Together", "Light
'Em Up", "Alone Together", "Phoenix"
And everyone’s like "What the fuck?
You’re working with this
Guy who fuckin' recorded Avril
Lavigne and P!nk!"

(What the fuck is this on my shirt
Did I puke on my shirt?
-No, you poured beer all over yourself
-Oh god)

Pete was like: "Yo
We're gonna end up on the tour with
Panic! At The Disco and Twenty Pilots"
(Burp, spit) and that’s all and that’s
All that matters and
That is how the fucking story goes