Fiddler's Green - KMA Goodbye lyrics

Well, I saw her one fair evening
It was early summer time
Man and nature were in blossom
I was really feeling fine
I asked if she would kiss me
Though I'm usually rather shy
But she looked right into my
Face and said KMA goodbye

Long ago I had a girlfriend she was pretty
She was cute on a lonely winter evening I
Was in a crazy mood
I said: Won't you become my wife
And hoped that she would not deny
She just laughed her head
Off screaming KMA goodbye

I wonder if I'm born to lose
I wonder if I always get the sack

Don't give in, don't give up
Always bad luck
Why do I always fall on bad times!?
Don't give in, don't give up
Always bad luck
Why do I always fall on bad times!?

Once I made a lovely journey but
There was a traffic jam
Next to me a pretty girl
Sitting in a caravan
While I showed her all my love
I overlooked that big tall guy
Who came over and he kicked me
He said KMA goodbye

Oh lord, mercy me show a little sympathy
Don't let me die in agony
Don't leave me high and dry
Oh lord, mercy me show a little sympathy
Take me to the promised land
How long do I have to sing this song!?

Once I had a decent supper
In a lovely restaurant
When I caught a certain glimpse
That I understood quite wrong
And she took her chips with ketchup
Flung them into my left eye
In my right eye was her
Fist which means KMA goodbye

I wonder if I'm born to lose
I wonder if I always get the sack

(Don't give in and fight bad times)
Don't give in, don't give up
Always bad luck
Why do I always fall on bad times!?