Five for Fighting - Policeman's Xmas Party lyrics

Welcome to the first day of
The rest of my life
The tension is so think you can
Cut it with a knife
Something's happened: Things will never
Be the same there's blood on the carpet -
I'm rewiring my brain

I got some new friends down at West Valley PD
You can change the channel but
I'm all that's on TV
The only good news is that
He's going to be ok
Got a bomb in my stomach but
I'm dreaming that one day

I'll be going to a Policeman's Xmas party
Have a couple beers get funky
On the dance floor
Going to a Policeman's Xmas party
Gonna have a good time for
The rest of my life
4 weeks later it's still Raining in the Park
Marine with a gun guards my
House now after dark
I look for clues like I'm Inspector Clouseau
You can have my money honey I just want to go

Go to a policeman's Xmas party
Have a couple beers get my
Funky on the dance floor
Go to a policeman's Xmas party
Gonna have a good time for
The rest of my life

There's Cops on the ceiling
There's Cops on the floor
There's Cops in the windows
Cops breaking down the door
You'll never feel safer in your life
The Captain even likes to get
Freaky on my wife

We're going to a Policeman's Xmas party
Have a couple beers get my
Funky on the dance floor
Going to a Policeman's Xmas party
Gonna have a good time for the rest

Welcome to the best day of
The rest of my life
My buddies broke the case and
Now it's gonna be alright
Moral of the story
It don't matter who you are
Be careful what you wish for they'll
Be calling you a rock star
People from Earth there's never
Been a harder core
Party like this party in a
Million years or more
The floor it'self is hopping
Like a freaking kangaroo
The DJ's in his PJ's
Playing"everybody wants you!"

Going to a policeman's Xmas party
Have a couple beers get funky
On the dance floor
Going to a policeman's Xmas party
Going to have a good time
The rest of my life!

Take off your clothes
Take off everything you are
Take off your heart
Get funky on the dance floor

Going to have a good time for the rest