Fiveskin - Take A Chance, Kevin lyrics

Once upon a time, he was mowing the lawn
Shortly after watching some dragon porn
With a big Bad Dragon, up his bum
And a big Bad dragon was in his bum
Once upon a time, he was mowing the lawn
And a big Bad Dragon fell out of his bum
He didn't seem to notice that it was gone
And he ran over the Bad
Dragon with the lawnmower

He really fucked up and now
His Bad Dragon is spaghetti

Chance may be dead but don’t feel like shit
If we try really hard it still might fit
Chance may be dead but don't feel like shit
If we try really hard it still might fit

Inside a man, I've got in
My name is Chance and he’s Kevin
I'm horse cock spaghеtti, yiff me bitch
(yeah)
I see your prostate, lеt me give it an itch
(yeah) i'm on the journey, through Kevin
I see Kevin, from within
Lungs, shit, liver, shit
What have you done Kevin
Your organs are shit

Honestly Kevin, what the fuck have you done?
Your health is atrocious
My organs are better than this
And I'm a shredded dildo!

15 Minutes Earlier

Oh, Kevin

We have a special guest tonight
Coming in live from his house in Kent
It's Kevin on the sax! Yeah!
Kev- Kev fuck, stop drinking the cocaine
I didn't even know you could drink cocaine
You already put it in your bum, but fine
Okay kev, stop, Kevin
Stop it! Kevin no that's the cat!
Put the cat down, no Kevin, Kevin no
N- Kevin!
How did you fuck a cat with your foot?
Right, Kevin, Kevin stop