Flobots - Handle Your Bars lyrics

Now, normally I'm pretty conflict-avoidant
Just ignore shit if it's just annoying
I don't write a diss track
About "Stranger Things" episode 7
I'd just be like, "That's disappointing"
But recently, I was just acquainted
With a young man, maybe once-fan of ours
(Hey look, this guy's covering "Handlebars")
That's cool, what's he say in his bars?
(Umm, instead of "my bike
" he says "your girl")
Oh, that's really clever
(Oh, it gets even better) oh, naturally
These days it has to be thoroughly
Crafted to be received fashionably
(Oh, yeah, you have to see this
His masterpiece is like a master thesis
In this project
He concocts a fascinating twist of logic
Describes a woman's body like
It's just an object)
Hmm, watch out, watch out, hold up, hold up

I think that's been done
Yeah, it's been done (Well maybe, yeah)
I think that's been dumb
Yeah, and then some, hmm (yeah, I guess so)
I won't hold it against him
Hold it against him (Oh, really? Why not?)
Because he's just 21 tryna get attention
(Actually, he's twenty-two)
Oh, then that's disappointing
(His name is Logan Paul)
Oh, I don't listen to boy bands
(No, man! All the kids love his stuff
You don't know him at all?) What the fuck?
This guy's got like a million followers
(12 million, way more than all of yours)
Probably has like a billion dolla-ers
(Well, if you care so much
Then call a law-y-er)

You see that bike? He's gonna fall off
Honey, ain't nobody in that video
Have booty like mine
That's why he can ride it with no handlebars
He don't need one
He don't need one! Ain't no cake!
Come around here, you'll get lost help!
Missing person's report, ha!

Now, why you gotta do it like that?
Took a nice track and abuse it like that
With your stupid white rap
Follow my music, my path
But crashed into an ice patch
And it threw your ass back
To the bougie heights
That I presume you might've had
But, I don't really know your music like that
I mean
I don't really know your movies like that
I guess I don't really get what you do
So put your mic back on the bike rack tonight
'Cause my lady says she's not attracted by
Male dominant dumb shit, that can die
Look, Donald Trump's kid has a ride
That's a woman, that's a bike
That's a young kid, that's a mind
That is something that you might consider
Maybe just a little bit
I know it's all just a joke, but I disavow
The whole system's broke, gotta fix it now
You can't handle bars, so you mangle ours
(M-m-m) till you split the spokes
Now they're sticking out
Like Pinocchio's nose that grows
And twists around
Hokey flows you keep pissing out
Just to get a crowd to buy merchandise
(M-m-m) with our words inscribed on them?
That doesn't seem right
I think this clown here deserves
Some pies on him i'll put these rhymes in
My first advice column if you like someone
Don't blatantly bite from them (M-m-m)
If you like women don't make a bike from them
God, sorry if I sound too do-goody, but
For the sake of our community, huh
I'ma take this opportunity
To let you know there's
Another stage after puberty

Mmm, watch out, watch out, hold up, hold up