Fountains of Wayne - Half a Woman lyrics

They called him Great Scott
Because he was great
They called her Great Susan
Cause she was his date she climbed in a box
He cut her in two and when he was through
She was just half a woman

And he'd tie her up set her on fire
He'd douse her with oil
The crowd would go wild
She was always alright
At the end of the night but somehow she felt
Like just half a woman

The show went the same way year after year
He'd wave his magic wand she'd disappear
One day she asked how did this come to be
Somewhere there must be more to me

One day she left

She climbed through the stage
And into the trap door under the lion's cage
And after a spell he said what the hell
It was just as well
She was just half a woman