Pe$o Pete, Freshy Kanal, LEECHY! - Kraken vs. Cthulhu lyrics
Freshy Kanal
[Pe$o Pete, Freshy Kanal, LEECHY! - Kraken vs. Cthulhu lyrics]
I think this octo-pussy queefed
Huh? Now I've awoken
No myth, each verse a curse, Poseidon spit
Try to bite off me if I'm
Flowing then the tides'll switch
Bro, your story's utter nonsense
I say your name and utter nonsense
Cutuh, cuh-cu, cutuh cuz uh fuck it!
Too much bullshit, not enough vowels (yeah)
No drip, this fish in a drought
Cruise ships, toothpicks, spitting them out
Who insignificant now?
Put the shrimp back in an aquarium
You look like a new Covid variant
I'm in the sea bed, you got no real depth
That's why they put you in Terraria
Spare me from playing your games, boy
Or I'm giving Jones the location
You'll get your shit rocked
And put in a big box a locker combination
What even is this cephalopod's goal
Your only claim to fame's a series
Of films of terrible plot holes
Every mortal I stomp on like
One steps on a cockroach severs your flesh
Selling so you fresh at a Costco
I'm the
Head on the top throne several gods know
You're full of watered down
Seamen & skeleton crossbones
I, bit off your style? What
Are these pitiful soft jokes?
I'll take you further under then
Your crypto stock growth
Kraken was out screeching and plundering
I was marked a scourge
This dragon fell asleep in a dungeon
And hit Do Not Disturb
Hit him with this double like an action surge
Your flow is like most people who
Supposedly show you on film, amateur
Cultivate a culture based cults
On ancient scum culminated by an author who
Was basically a cunt
You're not the first idea that
He had that was appalling
A sexist and racist
He put a new meaning to catcalling
Despite your frame and size
You couldn't measure up to me
In any given sport you're 20
000 leagues beneath
You're a ghost of what you were
And I'm a phantom of the seas
Need the Necronomicon? Because your
Fandom is deceased
You couldn't fathom my real appearance
Your calamari brain's pan frying
You're only sighted by drunks and bums
They say you're big? Now that's cap sizing
A single cannonball split's the Kraken?
You can't deny it, you're that spineless
Your battles bring you fulfillment? They
Look like pirated hentai, shit
Get cracked like a shut clam
Put a cork in it like your rum brand
Why should I rebuttal this scumbag? See the
Sperm whale if you want comeback
I'm a living breathing legend, you're a
Pet who's on a leash, who
Lays in wait in movie cameos
And hoping they'll release you