Future Bible Heroes - Drink Nothing But Champagne lyrics

Just a speck of DNA from the Turin Shroud
Was used to clone our Savior
And our Savior said aloud
"Listen up, my children
I've come back to tell you this:
Don't drink the water cause
Water's mostly piss!"

Children, drink nothing but champagne
It makes life shorter than drinking water
Drink nothing but champagne
And you'll never say no to love

So we asked David Bowie, and Bowie said
"It's true! Andy said it, I believe it
And so should you!
That's the one thing on which
Winston and Adolf concurred
But it was from Aleister
Crowley that they heard"

Boys, drink nothing but champagne
It makes life shorter than drinking water
Drink nothing but champagne
And you'll never say no to love

And so we dug up Aleister -
He has a shroud as well he said
"We don't have water in the
Ninth circle of Hell"

So we drink nothing but champagne
It makes life shorter than drinking water
Drink nothing but champagne
And you'll never say no to love
Never say no to love