Gaelic Storm - The Night I Punched Russell Crowe lyrics
[Gaelic Storm - The Night I Punched Russell Crowe lyrics]
Here's a little story about
Someone that you know
He was a right famous fella by
The name of Russell Crowe
I was workin' at a pub and
He was smokin at the bar
And that's a crime as you
All know in Cal-if-orn-i-are
So I sidled up the rail
Right to where he stood
Said, sorry Mr crowe as nicely as I could
You'll have to put that out now
Throw it on the floor
And if you don't I'll have to kick
You outshow you to the door
He squared right up to
Me somewhat in surprise
Then he narrowed up his gaze shot
Me daggers with his eyes
"If you think you're man enough
Go ahead" he said
I was scared for me live so
I dalked him in the head
The closest I've come to ending up dead
Was the night that I punched
Russell Crowe, The Gladiator, in the head
He lifted up his hands, put them to his nose
Blood was running through his fingers
Dripping on his clothes
His bodyguards ran up
"get him!" shouted Crowe
"Run!", cried Chucky
"run! and don't stop until
You get to Mexico!"
The closest I've come to ending up dead
Was the night that I punched
Russell Crowe, The Gladiator, in the head
The closest I've come to being dead
Was the night that I punched
Russell Crowe, The Gladiator, in the head
You can't hit me I'm the Cinderella Man
I'm the Master and Commander, I'm Australian
You can't hit me
Don't you know I'm dangerous
I am the outlaw Ben Wadei AM MAXIMUS!
Someone that you know
He was a right famous fella by
The name of Russell Crowe
I was workin' at a pub and
He was smokin at the bar
And that's a crime as you
All know in Cal-if-orn-i-are
So I sidled up the rail
Right to where he stood
Said, sorry Mr crowe as nicely as I could
You'll have to put that out now
Throw it on the floor
And if you don't I'll have to kick
You outshow you to the door
He squared right up to
Me somewhat in surprise
Then he narrowed up his gaze shot
Me daggers with his eyes
"If you think you're man enough
Go ahead" he said
I was scared for me live so
I dalked him in the head
The closest I've come to ending up dead
Was the night that I punched
Russell Crowe, The Gladiator, in the head
He lifted up his hands, put them to his nose
Blood was running through his fingers
Dripping on his clothes
His bodyguards ran up
"get him!" shouted Crowe
"Run!", cried Chucky
"run! and don't stop until
You get to Mexico!"
The closest I've come to ending up dead
Was the night that I punched
Russell Crowe, The Gladiator, in the head
The closest I've come to being dead
Was the night that I punched
Russell Crowe, The Gladiator, in the head
You can't hit me I'm the Cinderella Man
I'm the Master and Commander, I'm Australian
You can't hit me
Don't you know I'm dangerous
I am the outlaw Ben Wadei AM MAXIMUS!