Gang Shloink - THE INTERVIEW (SKIT) lyrics

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Welcome back to the uninteligable show with
Your host Dr amon Gus!
Our first guest tonight is a
Man of many skills
He’s an exceedingly stupid artist
A void of intelligence
 and a top-charting producer too
Please welcome one half of the famous Hip Hop
Duo Gang Shloink to the stage
Welcome Little Bruh! Thank you, thank you
But uhm not to be rude or anything
But it’s actually pronounced "Lil Bruh"
Ah, shit pardon me
My gobbledegook is so rusty not to worry
Now before we start, I have to ask
Where is your partner in crime so to say?
Where is iCue? Will he be joining us tonight?
I apologize for his absence
But he couldn’t make it here tonight
He is undergoing surgery for his
Stage 17 terminal brain aids
Or "braids" as we like to refer to it
I think he might die!
I see, you’re a man of science
Now to start us off
I have compiled a list of sexually
Transmitted diseases and please say
Stop when you hear one that
You aren’t currently suffering from
I play this with all my guests
We call it "Ma Health Fell Oaff" alright so:
Aids, chlamydia, gonorrhea, syphilis, herpes
Wow, ok ok you're a pro ummm crabs
Fuckin' Among Us? I don’t know
Stop! I don’t have among us
Not yet at least, i mean I am planning on
Meeting up with Qusay in
A few days so we’ll see what happens I guess
He do be my main plug for STD’s tho
I guess I’ll have to meet this fine specimen
Now please tell us about this debut
Mixtape you have been working on
For some time and has just
Been released to the world
What does the word Snoot mean?
I mean originally it was popularized
By Snoot member Feli
Also known as Crispy Cumsock
He said it a lot and for some fucking reason
It is now the name of our group
I don't know why man ahh ok
I see it holds great meaning
To your group and associates
So is this a word of your personal
Creation or where does it originate from?
I mean, it could signify
Many things, for instance, on one
Hand, you could define it
As a person's nose
Or an animal's nose even but on the other
You can define it loosely as a
Group of just actual fucking degenerates
Who think fucking Among As and
"deez nuts" is still funny
And who are all depressed alcoholics too
You can’t forget that it’s
Very very important i see
And this Crispy Cumsock fellow does
Not form part of
The group known as Gang Shloink in any way?
Well it’s a long and
Complicated story really, but
I'll give you the short version
He is not part of the music duo Gang Shloink
But, he used to be
But I think he is slightly just brain
Damaged, so he really just couldn't
Be asked to do it
And we kinda kicked him out
I love hearing the background behind
This clearly intriguing and
Somewhat menacing group you and
ICue have created
Ok now, the real reason I brought
Rapper and producer, Lil Bruh
In today is because Lil
Bruh will be performing for us the absolute
Bangor of a track, "DOING THE MOST"
Off of their newly released SNOOT project
Let's just hope the do the
Right amount on this song
Your motha was a truck a driva
Oh! Apparently iCue is now cleared to join
Lil Bruh on stage for the performance
I guess the surgery was a success
A round of applause for Gang Shloink!
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