Gareth Liddiard - Blondin Makes An Omelette lyrics
[Gareth Liddiard - Blondin Makes An Omelette lyrics]
It seems we're all in for a treat
Staring up out of the street
And you can tell that Joe is
Really glad that he came
Though downwind of him trails
A fog of alcohol he fails to do his best to
Be indifferent all the same
Cause there ain't no shaking the smell
Like there ain't no shaking the spell
As Blondin, Wirewalker braves the screams
Well, Joe is obvious impressed
Though he has something to confess
Above the sound of ten thousand creaking
Necks all craned
Joe says "Alone among the beasts and freaks
I dreamt of tightrope walking
While I tended Blondin's
Percherons and trailers
I'd see him training in the evening
There was no point trying to speak
You see, I doubted that he'd have
Time for the strangers
Who'd be there hoisting up his big tents
Be there spying him from their naves
Staring down at them like batshit in a cave
Well, we hardly even met, but see
I worked for him, I thought I'd
Fill the space he left but no, I was naive
Just another sideshow slow, I thought
He knew something I don't
But it would seem all these Wirewalkers have
Is just the means to make you feel so bad
Man, no one cared for him at all
Until he crossed Niagara Falls
So you'd all feel
A little lower down the scale
And then his fame shot straight and fast
Right through a gloomy, narrow pass
He chanced through darkness, lightning storms
And into day
But, I ain't here because he's tall
I'm only here to see him fall
If I get on the wagon now
It'll only be to run him down"
It seems we're all in for a treat
Staring up out of the street
And you can smell that Joe's
Been drinking on his breath
And then the clouds part overhead
And I make out a silhouette
As though I'm staring up through a trapdoor
And I'm waiting to be fed
Staring up out of the street
And you can tell that Joe is
Really glad that he came
Though downwind of him trails
A fog of alcohol he fails to do his best to
Be indifferent all the same
Cause there ain't no shaking the smell
Like there ain't no shaking the spell
As Blondin, Wirewalker braves the screams
Well, Joe is obvious impressed
Though he has something to confess
Above the sound of ten thousand creaking
Necks all craned
Joe says "Alone among the beasts and freaks
I dreamt of tightrope walking
While I tended Blondin's
Percherons and trailers
I'd see him training in the evening
There was no point trying to speak
You see, I doubted that he'd have
Time for the strangers
Who'd be there hoisting up his big tents
Be there spying him from their naves
Staring down at them like batshit in a cave
Well, we hardly even met, but see
I worked for him, I thought I'd
Fill the space he left but no, I was naive
Just another sideshow slow, I thought
He knew something I don't
But it would seem all these Wirewalkers have
Is just the means to make you feel so bad
Man, no one cared for him at all
Until he crossed Niagara Falls
So you'd all feel
A little lower down the scale
And then his fame shot straight and fast
Right through a gloomy, narrow pass
He chanced through darkness, lightning storms
And into day
But, I ain't here because he's tall
I'm only here to see him fall
If I get on the wagon now
It'll only be to run him down"
It seems we're all in for a treat
Staring up out of the street
And you can smell that Joe's
Been drinking on his breath
And then the clouds part overhead
And I make out a silhouette
As though I'm staring up through a trapdoor
And I'm waiting to be fed