GDP - Carbon Footprint lyrics

You can plant a garden, eat some calamari
And give the earth back to
The jellyfish we started from
New Orleans, Haiti, Bahamas
Obama's mobsters ash cigars on our garages
It's like Chuck D meets Charles Darwin
Sparkin' bar for bar on a
Park bench in Orange
We set ways in space for the Martians
And pour a little oil out
For my dead lobsters
Scientists gargle jargon about how air got
More lead in there than oxygen
To a congress that doesn't acknowledge
Cause they're in the wallets
Of monster conglomerates
Got for carbon, far respect your pardon
Wastin' up garbage, defeat the ones starvin'
For carbon, greenhouse exhaustion
New fangled energy vs modern economics
You can almost smell the carcass
Bones growing weaker, heart pumping harder
Storms more often, summers getting warmer
GMOs and toxins cockblock farmers
Went to the market to cop something processed
Every other product got a
Cancer written on it
When tree falls and there's no more forests
The measure reading climate using yardsticks
In a hybrid with a bitch gettin' carsick
Started like George Carlin on Johnny Carson
I told her "Darlin'
Home is where the heart is"
Nothin' lasts forever exceptwater bottles!

For carbon, million man martians
Hot headed sergeants that call world progress
Train men to kill with foreign objects
No big contract oil drilling prospects
Wanna leave but the borders are guarded like
Moled in the wall of my apartment, catharsis
Now they're vaccinating kindergarteners
Tree farms have chemicals that wind
Up in our drinking water

We're ruining the land we stole
But, you don't feel responsible
But, you don't feel responsible
So let the next of kin pay our carbon toll