George Strait - Cheaper Than a Shrink lyrics
[George Strait - Cheaper Than a Shrink lyrics]
I was sittin' in a chair at the H&R Block
Some bean countin'
Pencil pusher runnin' up the clock
Said, "I've tallied up your numbers for
The end of the year and son
You've spent a small fortune
On liquor and beer"
I said, it's cheaper than a shrink
You don't have to think
You just pour and drink
It's sixteen-fifty for a bottle of Jack
No pouring out your heart to
Some high dollar quack
Just a flip of the wrist
And you're gettin' it done
And gettin' just as messed up and
Havin' a lot more fun
And it's cheaper than a shrink
You don't have to think
You just pour and drink
Aw, it's cheaper than a shrink
Now me and her had this
Little problem between us
Tryin' to bridge the gap
Between Mars and Venus she said, "Honey
I think we need to see a marital counselor"
I said, "All we need to do is
Slam a case of twelve-ouncers"
'Cause it's cheaper than a shrink
You don't have to think
You just pour and drink
About eighteen bucks'll get you
Four six packs no pouring out your heart to
Some high dollar quack
Just a flip of the wrist
And you're gettin' it done
And gettin' just as messed up and
Havin' a lot more fun
And it's cheaper than a shrink
You don't have to think
You just pour and drink
Yeah, it's cheaper than a shrink
If liquor prices soared as high as gasoline
Then I'd a quit drinkin' back
When I was nineteen
It's the oldest most proven form of therapy
The best thing about it far as
I can see is that it's cheaper than a shrink
You don't have to think
You just pour and drink
And it's cheaper than a shrink
Aw, you just pour and drink
And it's a whole lot cheaper
Than some big town, clock hound
Drag you down shrink
Some bean countin'
Pencil pusher runnin' up the clock
Said, "I've tallied up your numbers for
The end of the year and son
You've spent a small fortune
On liquor and beer"
I said, it's cheaper than a shrink
You don't have to think
You just pour and drink
It's sixteen-fifty for a bottle of Jack
No pouring out your heart to
Some high dollar quack
Just a flip of the wrist
And you're gettin' it done
And gettin' just as messed up and
Havin' a lot more fun
And it's cheaper than a shrink
You don't have to think
You just pour and drink
Aw, it's cheaper than a shrink
Now me and her had this
Little problem between us
Tryin' to bridge the gap
Between Mars and Venus she said, "Honey
I think we need to see a marital counselor"
I said, "All we need to do is
Slam a case of twelve-ouncers"
'Cause it's cheaper than a shrink
You don't have to think
You just pour and drink
About eighteen bucks'll get you
Four six packs no pouring out your heart to
Some high dollar quack
Just a flip of the wrist
And you're gettin' it done
And gettin' just as messed up and
Havin' a lot more fun
And it's cheaper than a shrink
You don't have to think
You just pour and drink
Yeah, it's cheaper than a shrink
If liquor prices soared as high as gasoline
Then I'd a quit drinkin' back
When I was nineteen
It's the oldest most proven form of therapy
The best thing about it far as
I can see is that it's cheaper than a shrink
You don't have to think
You just pour and drink
And it's cheaper than a shrink
Aw, you just pour and drink
And it's a whole lot cheaper
Than some big town, clock hound
Drag you down shrink