Gilbert O’Sullivan - My Father lyrics
[Gilbert O’Sullivan - My Father lyrics]
If he came home and found me in bed
With more then just one but several of some
Lovely big strawberries
He'll probably shout
Give me a hell of a clout
Or perhaps a good kick up the rear
But one thing's for sure i'll have to endure
A great deal of pain so to speak
I know it's not right
But for a laugh every night
I knock on people's doors
And shout things like up yours
I'll never know why but for some reason I
Never did well at school
All I did was break rules and tell lies
His birthday's next week
So I though as a treat
I would buy him his favourite book
It's not one of those with poetic prose
Just full frontal nudity