Gilbert O’Sullivan - The Golden Rule lyrics
[Gilbert O’Sullivan - The Golden Rule lyrics]
I wouldn't be glad wouldn't be sad
I wouldn't be good if I knew what I could
And I hate to go but I must you know
Duty calls niagara Falls
See it go down as it falls on the ground
And gets up again at the count of ten
I would like everyone here to repeat after me
Something of which I know nothing about
Namely that which I will tell you
(That which I will tell you)
I'm going to school breaking a rule
I'm going around in a pityful frown
'Coz I didn't pass (came)
Bottom of the class (Oh! what a shame)
Teacher was mad so was me dad
Took off his belt and without any help
Really hit me hard where I'd stuck a card
Thick I may be but a fool I am certainly not
Always remember the golden rule
When in no doubt get a car out
And while you're there how about
Fetching me one of those pneumatic drills
Boy! I really love the sound that they make
So good for the pains and
Aches of life in general
Don't be such a miser
At the most a fiver's all you pay
Many's the time
I have wondered about what it is
I want you all to repeat after me
Something I know you know I know
(Something I know you know I know)
I wouldn't behold wouldn't be cold
I wouldn't be here if it wasn't for my
Dear old mum and dad and the fun they had
Early one night dad put out the light
Got hold of me mum said he wanted a son
And as you can see the result was me
Somebody told me once money does
Not grow on trees
Well if that's true then how do you explain
Apples oranges and lemons
Not forgetting melons
I wouldn't be good if I knew what I could
And I hate to go but I must you know
Duty calls niagara Falls
See it go down as it falls on the ground
And gets up again at the count of ten
I would like everyone here to repeat after me
Something of which I know nothing about
Namely that which I will tell you
(That which I will tell you)
I'm going to school breaking a rule
I'm going around in a pityful frown
'Coz I didn't pass (came)
Bottom of the class (Oh! what a shame)
Teacher was mad so was me dad
Took off his belt and without any help
Really hit me hard where I'd stuck a card
Thick I may be but a fool I am certainly not
Always remember the golden rule
When in no doubt get a car out
And while you're there how about
Fetching me one of those pneumatic drills
Boy! I really love the sound that they make
So good for the pains and
Aches of life in general
Don't be such a miser
At the most a fiver's all you pay
Many's the time
I have wondered about what it is
I want you all to repeat after me
Something I know you know I know
(Something I know you know I know)
I wouldn't behold wouldn't be cold
I wouldn't be here if it wasn't for my
Dear old mum and dad and the fun they had
Early one night dad put out the light
Got hold of me mum said he wanted a son
And as you can see the result was me
Somebody told me once money does
Not grow on trees
Well if that's true then how do you explain
Apples oranges and lemons
Not forgetting melons