Glee Cast - Getting Married Today lyrics

Bless this day pinnacle of life
Husband joined to wife
The heart leaps up to behold this golden day

Emma, I can't find my shoes

Today is for Emma
Emma, I give you the rest of my life
To cherish and to keep you
To honor you forever today is for Emma
My happily soon-to-be wife
Emma, we're really getting married!

Pardon me is everybody there?
Because if everybody's there
I want to thank you all
For coming to the wedding
I'd appreciate your going even more
I mean you must have lots
Of better things to do
And not a word of this to Will
Remember Will, you know
The man I'm gonna marry but, I'm not
Because I wouldn't ruin anyone as
Wonderful as he is but, I thank you all
For the gifts and the flowers thank you all
Now it's back to the showers don't tell Will
But, I'm not getting married today

Bless this day tragedy of life
Husband yoked to wife
The heart sinks down and feels dead
This dreadful day

Emma, I can't find my good cuff-links

They're on the dresser
Right next to my suicide note

Listen, everybody, look
I don't know what you're waiting for
A wedding, what's a wedding
It's a prehistoric ritual
Where everybody promises fidelity forever
Which is maybe the most horrifying
Word I ever heard of
Which is followed by a honeymoon
Where suddenly he'll realize
He's settled with a nut
And wanna kill me, which he should
So, thanks a bunch
But, I'm not getting married go have lunch
'Cause, I'm not getting married
You've been grand
But, I'm not getting married
Don't just stand there
I'm not getting married and don't tell Will
But, I'm not getting married today
Go, can't you go? Why is nobody listening?
Goodbye go and cry
At another person's wake if you're quick
For a kick you could pick
Up a Christening but please
On my knees there's a human life at stake!

Listen everybody i'm afraid you didn't hear
Or do you want to see a crazy
Lady fall apart in front of you
It isn't only Will
Who may be ruining his life
You know we'll both of us
Be losing our identities
I telephoned my analyst about it and
He said to see him Monday
But by Monday I'll be floating in
The Hudson with the other garbage
I'm not well so I'm not getting married
You've been swell
But, I'm not getting married clear the hall
'Cause, I'm not getting married
Thank you all but, I'm not getting married
And don't tell Will
But, I'm not getting married today

Bless this bride totally insane
Slipping down the drain
And bless this day in our hearts
As it starts to rain

Today is for Emma

Go, can't you go? Look, you know (Emma)
I adore you all (I give you)
But why (The rest of) watch me die (My life)
Like Eliza on the ice? (To cherish)
Look, perhaps (And to keep you)
I'll collapse in the apse
Right before you all so take (To honor you)
Back the cake (Forever)
Burn the shoes and boil the rice
(Today is for Emma)
Look, I didn't wanna have to tell you
(My happily)
But, I may be coming down with Hepatitis
(Soon-to-be)
And I think I'm gonna faint (Wife)
So if you wanna see me faint
I'll do it happily (My adorable)
But wouldn't it be funnier to
Go and watch a funeral (Wife)
So thank you for the
Twenty-seven dinner plates
Thirty-seven butter knives
Forty-seven paperweights
Fifty-seven candle holders

One more thing

I am not getting married!

Amen!

Softly said

But, I'm not getting married!

Amen!

With this ring

Still I'm not getting married!

Amen!

I thee wed

See, I'm not getting married!

Amen!

Let us pray

That we are getting married
(That I'm not getting married)

Today!