Glee Cast - Nice To Meet You, Have I Slept With You? lyrics

I caught your eye from across the room
And it gave me an idea, or two
I slinked along the piano played a song
As I gave you the old "looky-loo"
You're the kind of guy who
Tends to catch my eye
In fact, you look familiar too
Think I compared, you’d make a stellar pet
Nice to meet you, have I slept with you?
See I have been around
My noodle ain’t so good
In '91 I, I huffed a lot of glue
But, if you concede, that yes we did the deed
Well you can bet that I'm up for round two

We took a cab back to my bachelor pad
I had a feeling I would
See this thing through
My doorman Stan, he took you by the hand
As he said, "Right this way
You two" but you said:

Stanley Glover, you werе once my lover!
(It's April) yeah! I guеss I slept with you!
Because my name is April Rhodes!
I've kissed princes and toads!
And it's a good bet, I've slept with you!
You you