Glee Cast, Carol Burnett - Ohio lyrics

Why, oh, why, oh, why, oh
Why did I ever leave Ohio?
Why did I wander to find what lies yonder
When life was so cozy at home?

Wondering while I wonder why did I fly?
Why did I roam? Oh, why, oh, why, oh
Did I (Sue: You) leave Ohio?
Maybe I'd better go

Home

O-H-IO

Maybe I'd (You'd) better go home

Mother, this song still doesn't explain
Why you abandoned your children

Ohio was stifling
And we couldn't wait to get out of the place
And I told you, "Sue
We're going to be hunting Nazis"

And Pop said, "Sue
This might take a little while"

Well, those Nazis are slippery, and me
Hunting them way down in Lima, peru

And we'd get postcards from Niagara Falls

Well, I'm stalking Mengele in Bolivian malls

Three times a year we'd
Get crackling phone calls!

Happy birthday

"Hunting Nazis!"

Merry Christmas

"Hunting Nazis!"

Homesick

Abandoned

Heartsick

Neglected!

Thank heavens we're free!
Why, oh, why, oh, why, oh
Why did I ever leave Ohio?
Oh, why, oh, why, oh did I (You) leave Ohio?
Maybe I'd better stay home