Goldie Lookin Chain - Adam On The Phone lyrics

Adam Hussein - Bring me a cup of
Tea and an ounce of Columbian homegrown
Hahaah you beggar
I've got a number one fan who
Loves to smoke a nine bar
It ain't Bob Marley clarts
It's my fucking grandma
I seen her in fights
Protecting the family name
Sparring clarts out 'cos she's
The original Hussein
One time the police come knocking
At our door she hid the fucking pills 'cos
She knows the fucking score
The pigs started shouting
They couldn't find the blow
So my Nan chucks the pricks
Out the fucking window you see
That's the problem when you
Smokes too much draw you forget things like
Er we live on the fifteenth floor
They landed in a mess
Fuck me that must be sore
My Nan's hard as fuck
And she's only eighty-four
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Why were these pigs here making me irate?
I thought back and tried to calculate
That's right mate
Last week she ran from St Caddicks
And they haven't seen her since
How can you miss a trackie
And a fucking blue rinse
But she had to fucking leave
'cos she was causing uproar
'cos they caught her banging out shit
Loads of fucking draw
She bought more whizz than
She'd ever fucking need
So she gave it a way - some to the day care
But most to some fucked up
Bloke in a wheelchair
Wally was is name and he looked after Ed
When my Nan finished with him
He was off his head
He didn't fucking stop so
She kept racking them
Now he's on TV lapping Mika Hakkinen
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Is this gonna be played in TJs?
Back in the day when the glc formed we
Had no money so my nan got pawned
I sold her down rizza's for
Eight pound forty and
I bought some draw 'cos I'm fucking naughty
2 Hats smoked the last off this mad shit
I better get my Nan back
Or she'll go fucking skitz
She's hussein, so like me she's insane
She'll fuck you up with
Her fucking zimmer-frame
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I was in town getting fucked
And off went my phone
It was my neighbour saying there's
A disturbance at home
I walks in the place and to my dismay
My Nan got wrecked and thought
It was my birthday
She made the cake with coke instead of flour
And she'd eaten almost half in
Under a fucking hour
She does it every now and then
Well perhaps twice a week
So I gives her three valiums
To put her to sleep
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