Goldie Lookin Chain - Your Mother's Got a Penis lyrics
[Goldie Lookin Chain - Your Mother's Got a Penis lyrics]
That's right, you knows what I'm saying
Your mother's offered me the goods
I'm not paying
It started as a laugh, as a bit of a joke
Something funny to say when I
Was having a smoke
I first heard off this bloke
This fucking rumour going round
Your mother's reputation- it's not sound
She's saving up the pennies hoping
They'd turn into pounds
To have an operation to
Swap her gender around
It's a shock to me and it's a shock to you
Your mother's got a beard
Sandals and a penis too
It don't look right see
When she's walking down the street
To see her ball bag jiggin' to
The beat of her feet
I said your mother's got a penis
Your mother's got a penis
Your mother's got a penis that's right
Your mother's got a penis
In internet rooms and computer mainframes
There's loads of emails about
Your mother's blue veins
Not the ones in her legs or
The backs of her arms
But the ones in her member hidden in her gown
She walks around proud, with a short dress on
Which sometimes exposes the tip of her dong
Often it's dripping, sometimes it's dry
No matter when I see her there's
A tear in my eye
I thought I had to tell you
Had to put it in a letter
But, I thought fuck that I'd write
A song is much better
The only way to do it, to really let you know
I could prove it because I gave it a blow
It was purely accidently because she
Got me really drunk
And she made me kiss her elephant trunk
You know why? That's right
Your mother got a penis
When she walks down the street
Then she walks like John Wayne
I just seen her pissing standing up again
Don't make no sense when you
See her here and there
She got a cock and balls and real pubic hair
And a single eye that sometimes weeps
If she lying on the bed then
She rubs it on the sheets
Or up against the door or
The back of your neck
If your mother's around then you
Make a double check
I hate to tell you with all due respect
Take your mother to the doctors
Because her front bum's wrecked
For the 18th week running
UK rap grounp the GLC hold the number one
Position of the US billboard chart
With another smash hit
"Your Mother's Got A Penis"
Come 'ere boys
You ever seen a woman with a cock before?
Come yer, c'mon look at it bouncing up and
Down I'll stick it in you
Come yer, a woman with a cock tidy!
Yeah it's the truth man
His mother have actually got a penis
Your mother's offered me the goods
I'm not paying
It started as a laugh, as a bit of a joke
Something funny to say when I
Was having a smoke
I first heard off this bloke
This fucking rumour going round
Your mother's reputation- it's not sound
She's saving up the pennies hoping
They'd turn into pounds
To have an operation to
Swap her gender around
It's a shock to me and it's a shock to you
Your mother's got a beard
Sandals and a penis too
It don't look right see
When she's walking down the street
To see her ball bag jiggin' to
The beat of her feet
I said your mother's got a penis
Your mother's got a penis
Your mother's got a penis that's right
Your mother's got a penis
In internet rooms and computer mainframes
There's loads of emails about
Your mother's blue veins
Not the ones in her legs or
The backs of her arms
But the ones in her member hidden in her gown
She walks around proud, with a short dress on
Which sometimes exposes the tip of her dong
Often it's dripping, sometimes it's dry
No matter when I see her there's
A tear in my eye
I thought I had to tell you
Had to put it in a letter
But, I thought fuck that I'd write
A song is much better
The only way to do it, to really let you know
I could prove it because I gave it a blow
It was purely accidently because she
Got me really drunk
And she made me kiss her elephant trunk
You know why? That's right
Your mother got a penis
When she walks down the street
Then she walks like John Wayne
I just seen her pissing standing up again
Don't make no sense when you
See her here and there
She got a cock and balls and real pubic hair
And a single eye that sometimes weeps
If she lying on the bed then
She rubs it on the sheets
Or up against the door or
The back of your neck
If your mother's around then you
Make a double check
I hate to tell you with all due respect
Take your mother to the doctors
Because her front bum's wrecked
For the 18th week running
UK rap grounp the GLC hold the number one
Position of the US billboard chart
With another smash hit
"Your Mother's Got A Penis"
Come 'ere boys
You ever seen a woman with a cock before?
Come yer, c'mon look at it bouncing up and
Down I'll stick it in you
Come yer, a woman with a cock tidy!
Yeah it's the truth man
His mother have actually got a penis