Goldie Lookin Chain - Lsd lyrics

I took loads of them fukin' fukin'
Mushrooms and fukin' thatthem halucinagenics
Innit and i fukin' lost it, dinni
This is the way it fukin' goes
Safe as fuk, i've took an
Acid and loads of times, it's
Made my arms stretch three times
Longer than they normally are, i
Feel like i can fly up in the air
And my mother's
Really funny when she walks in
The room all worried, likeinnit
I've had flashbacks, i've had all the shit
I thought i was at
Woodstock in, er, '69, i fukin' didn't
Know what was goin' on, but really
I was just down Pil, it
Was a fukin' terrible time, don't take the
LSD if you've got a weak mind
You knows it, stay safe, look after yourself
GLC, you knows it
Soon as you see the colours, you're there
Soninnit
I was at a party in Pil the other night
A clart gave me a trip
He said they were alright
I looked him up and down and
Gave him the Hussain frown
He was pretty fukin' safe
Not you're average razz clown
He had something sweating in
His greasy fukin' paw
But it was made of paper
It didn't smell of fukin' draw
He got them from a bloke
Called Lloyd Ganja 99
I heard he took five and
Said that he was fine
Now it's my turn to take the micro dot
How was i supposed to know
I'd lose the fukin' plot?
The room started spinning so i
Put them in my belly
I suppose it happens after
Eight fukin' jellys
I chucked a massive whitey as
I saw the melting walls
I took a step back and fell over Ben Wa-Balls
My eyes started to dilate and
I felt fukin' great
After the ninth fukin' trip
I started to hallucinate
In the corner was my mate they call Boy-Balls
I stared at him hard and
Didn't recognize him at all
I made my way outta the room
I didn't fukin' stall
I began to freak out and
Walked into a brick wall
Gotta take some more
Gotta push it to the edge
Blanc was on his ass boffin'
In the fukin' hedge
Wrecked up on trips, his mind's in bit's
His bowels are loose and i
Think he's got the shit's
Adam went over to Eggsie to
See what he thinks
Fukin' go to the toilet, a couple of drinks
You start feeling fine if your
Minds are on the blinks
If you feel fukin' funny then
You better not think
Otherwise you'll panic and
You're ring-piece'll stink
It's obvious enough to see that you're
Out of your head on LSD glc
Block the rock, leaving you shell shocked
Getting bigger and harder and
That's just my cock he buys loads of draw by
The ounce and the block
But he prefers taking acid cos
It makes his mind rock
I'm losing my head, i'm losing my mind, man
My last fukin' trip got swallowed by my gran
I lost my grip when i took the trips
So i window and i beat him with a stick
Everyone started laughing at the
Clart they call Hussain
But they soon fukin' stopped cos
They knows that i'm insane
It's time to go home, it's time to go to bed
It's only half past nine but
My brain's outta my head
I've been taking ecstasy since
I turned fifteen but i had to give it up
Cos it made me fukin' mean
I took the LSD and i thought it was great
But i didn't realize it
Would make me hallucinate
I was persuaded to say, i didn't even go
By a bloke who owed me loads of fukin' blow
'fuk this shit, ' i said
As i hit him with a brick
The last trip started to make me fukin' sick
I boffed on the floor and went out the door
Eggsie said, 'come back and take some more'
I think i needs help, get me a fukin' medic
The sky outside was looking
Proper fukin' psycadellic
The monkey's on my brain and i'm goin' insane
Cos i took too much acid
With my goldie lookin' chain
The monkey's in my brain and i'm goin' insane
Cos i took too much acid
With my goldie lookin' chain
I'm outta my mind, Adam, i
Can see the colours, i can fukin' seeeeeeglc
Get me to St caddicks
I need to see the quack
Now i'm seeing flashbacks of Bert Backarack
Oh, alright, i'm outta my head on E
I much prefer takin' my favourite drug, LSD
It gets me really wrecked and
Makes me feel really crazy
My eyes start swirling and my body feels lazy
I looks at the floor, i looks at the wall
I think to myself
'i feel like someone called Paul'
Because that's not who i am
But that's what it does to you
It makes you feel like you're something else
Like a rabbit or a tree
Big shout to all the fukin'
GLC crew, you knows it, safe as fuk
Shouts out to all the people with
Swirly eyes and crazy arms
All wriggling round all over the
Place, they're all dribbling, man
It's craizeeeeeeeeeee
Fukin' massive shout out to J-Mez, he's a
Fukin' safe clart in the 'Port
You fukin' knows it
Yeah, P Xain, fukin' respects to
Bow-Ma-Balls, Mr Love-Eggs that is
Aka, Raphael-De-La-Ghetto, and other stuff
You knows it, Walshy, fukin' all the 'Port
If you takes enough acid
You can actually fly through time and space
Er, this is the closest a lot of
People'll get to it but, er, safe as fukglC
I feel specialyeah, man
Like Keith Chegwin's love children