Goldie Lookin Chain - Professor Doppelganger lyrics

My name is professor doppleganger
And I am here
To unlock the secrets of your mind
To discover why you really
Are the psychotic trauma
Case that we have been told
You are by the authorities, you
Will lie down on the couch
And listen to my voice
I will count down from ten
On one you will be asleep
Ten nine eight you are
Feeling drowsy seven six you are
Falling into a deep
Erotic sleep five four your eyes
Are becoming heavier and heavier
You are getting closer two one you are asleep
Your self conscious mind is opening up
To the power of my suggestion, you
Are feeling completely relaxed, listen to my
Voice, I will guide you
Tell me of the first time you committed
An atrocity? What was the turning
Point? When did you realize you were
Different from the other boys?
What does it mean, at the age of thirteen
To stuff the kids next door
In the washing machine?
Switch it to spin, stand back and laugh
Then hang 'em by their nuts from a telegraph-
-pole, german, swedish, french and dutch too
The voices have been calling
Me eggsie since '82
It's not my fault, I can't be to blame
It's the voices in my head
Calling out my fukin' name
You claim to be the embodiment
Of several different personas, each
One seemingly more confusing and profound
Search within your mind
Who am I talking to now?
Hi, rennie la-lou, a new member of the crew
On the doctors couch for all the
Bad things that I do
You mighta heard it on the south west news
Busted by the police for shagging
Monkeys in the zoos
On the tv, but I walked away free
On the grounds of being mental
Since the age of three
You also talk of another character
Called Chon Ben Wa Balls
Fuk you, searchin' my past
If you step to me
The next breath is your last
You wanna hypnotize, get behind my eyes
If you delve any further then
You're in for a surprise
I like doing things that
Cause pain and distress alone in the house
I'll make your mother undress
You'll never break me or take me alive
You got more chance of fukin' Princess Di
After intensive hypnotic regression
I have reached
No solid conclusion, doctor gob-shite
You hold the destiny of the
Test subject in your hand
What is your opinion? Are
They to be punished?
Mmm, let me ponder and let me think
These boys, they like to smoke and they
Like to fight and drink
Their depravity defies the very gravity
Of the the situation in which their
Minds revolve or so I think
Well doc, what's the prognosis?
They said they'd find a cure if
I went and did hypnosis
They find the root of my fukin' psychosis
Make me realize that my cause was hopeless
I fall asleep and questions they ask
Like, 'let's take it back, back to your past'
I see the faces of the people I've known
It's like something out the
Fukin' twilight zone
Then I feel it, it starts to come near
The root of all my evil - draw, fags and beer
We are beginning to break into
The un-subconcious mind to find
Out the real truth behind
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