Goldie Lookin Chain - Soap Bar lyrics

Burned a new hole in my tracksuit today
Smoking Soap Bar without an ashtray
Red-hot nylon dripping on my skin
I ripped the fucker off
And threw it in the bin
Soap Bar’s cheap, and so’s my clothes
They’ve got to be cause of
All the fucking holes
It tastes like shit and it makes you cough
And it’s the fucking rubber in
It that gets you off

Yeah, I smoke Soap Bar with
Lots of bit's of plastic
I leaves mine in it cause it tastes fantastic
Skunk costs too much, I can’t see the appeal
I'm smoking 'Port Rocky
Soap Bar or Gold Seal
Smoke Rocky in a bong, bucket or hot-knives
Bake it in a cake for your Mam as a surprise
I smokes Green, and it’s gone in an instant
But Soap Bar lasts
Cause it’s fucking consistent

Smoking on up, Soap Bar in the sky
I’ll smoke Soap Bar ‘till I fucking die
Before I die and they lay me to rest
I will always smoke Soap Bar, that’s the best

Last night I went out driving in my car
I sparked up a fat spliff of fucking Soap Bar
A Blim-burn burned right down to my dick
And while I was distracted
I fucking crashed into a
Brick wall, the car was fucking battered
The bonnet flipped up and
The windscreen shattered
You’re better off smoking The Green instead
Cause it don’t Blim-Burn and it’s
Better for your head

Soap Bar! Sitting in a deep sweat
Thinking! I’ve got to get some Rocky for the
Weekend! The sight of Draw excites me
Stick it in a bong
Light it up and chuck a fucking
Whitey! Burning holes in my tracky
This shit always happens when
I’m smoking fucking Rocky
You’ve heard it on the news you’ve
Seen it on the telly had up for moving Soap
Bar down fucking Liswerry
"I do it like a little cause light
The fucking thing as always"
I used to smoke Skunky but
It was far too smelly, man!

Most Soap Bar comes from fucking Holland
They make it out of oil, and tires and pollen
Diesel, Miramar, Flat-Press too
These are types of Soap Bar available to you
These little bit's of plastic you find inside
You can use those as a quality guide
Of the standard of Soap Bar
That you are smoking
The more bit's of plastic means
The better the toking

Eat a Hash-cake but wait a while
It’ll take about an hour
Ain’t draw versatile?
You can burn it, eat it
Or smoke it in a spliff
Space shakes, Draw gateau's
You knows it Delia Smith
Lying in your bed dropping
Blimps on your pubes
Selling Draw to your mates but
It’s really Oxo cubes
When you’re cooking up draw
Be quick don’t linger
Cause it’s really fucking hot and
It’ll burn your fingers

This bloke said to me "You haven’t got a clue
About the damage that Soap Bar can do to you"
I tried to see things from his point of view
But, I couldn’t fit my head
Up his asshole too
The bloke was wrong, I knows my stuff
I knows if I smoke it, I’m gonna feel rough
My lungs are fucked and my throat is raw
Cause the thing about Soap
Bar it’s fucking hardcore

Well anyway I think it’s better
Myself to lean forwards
When smoking Soap Bar
Because you are less likely to Blim-Burn
You know what I mean?

Innit, check it out man! I got
Some quality fucking Gold-Seal for you
Innit?

Shape up all those little bit's of
Plastic what you find inside, right
And then fucking stick them in a teapot
Makes a lovely cup of tea, that does

What I do, stick a fag in the microwave
Right
You toke it up, you sticks the Draw on top
And you rams it in a bong and you
Rams the bong in your fucking head

Yeah that’s like my fucking lungs feel like
They’re fucking collapsing sometimes from
The Soap Bar like you know?