Goretex - Celebrity Roast lyrics
[Goretex - Celebrity Roast lyrics]
Britney gets injections in her cheeks
I'm like Woody Harrelson, pounds of trees
Celebrity roast, I'm like Howie on speed
Ashley Judd our caps thick
Christina Aguilera's a hater, it's cool
She only suck black dick
LaVey got Jayne beheaded
Son of Sam loves Zeppelin
Manson ran with the Beach Boys
Brought his heaters and medicine
Pete Townshend, internet pedophile and queers
Michael's been bugging
Fucking these boys for twenty-two years
Giving 'em wine
So get away with blood and tangle
OJ's still up in clubs looking
For blondes to strangle
John Candy poisoned, andy Gibb was infected
Marilyn weighed a buck seventy
Dahmer's fridge was protected
Bobby turning Whitney out
Janet's titty was flooded
Lil' Kim is a disease
Keanu Reeves got a husband
Walk through walls like David Blaine
I'm balling in Maryland
Like Macy Grey at the Grammys
Come out zapped on heroin
Celebrity roast, everybody gets it
Everybody knows
You could be the next contestant
Keep you on your fucking toes
You're still a slut, bitch
I'll rip you out your fucking clothes
You actors are faggots
When the cameras on you play the role
Your wife's eager to take
DP's like Catherine Zeta
Avril Lavigne loves beads
Missy pisses on beaver
Running a train in Nicole Richie
She's loving the needle
A junkie fuck like Yasmine Bleeth
And a cunt that's lethal
Misogynist tapes with a killer
Grimace like Robert Blake
Mariah slit her wrist
Cause half her face got hit with a rake
Angelina Jolie is sucking off
Her brother and father
I need sluts that's tough with
Fat asses like Jennifer Garner
Bending her over
Come through with the dips and K
I got a smelly cage with
The wife of Nick Lachey
Smashing up whips like Billy
Joel destroying the documents
Taking acid like Kennedy
Black mass with protestants
Melyssa Ford sucking me off
Chris Farley ate enough coke
With hookers on dope to choke a fucking horse
Carmen Electra takes fourteen, no problem
I'm on top, we cruising Hollywood, I got 'em
Celebrity roast, everybody gets it
Everybody knows
You could be the next contestant
Keep you on your fucking toes
You're still a slut, bitch
I'll rip you out your fucking clothes
You actors are faggots
When the cameras on you play the role
Celebrity roast, everybody gets it
Everybody knows
You could be the next contestant
Keep you on your fucking toes
You're still a slut, bitch
I'll rip you out your fucking clothes
You actors are faggots
When the cameras on you play the role
I'm like Woody Harrelson, pounds of trees
Celebrity roast, I'm like Howie on speed
Ashley Judd our caps thick
Christina Aguilera's a hater, it's cool
She only suck black dick
LaVey got Jayne beheaded
Son of Sam loves Zeppelin
Manson ran with the Beach Boys
Brought his heaters and medicine
Pete Townshend, internet pedophile and queers
Michael's been bugging
Fucking these boys for twenty-two years
Giving 'em wine
So get away with blood and tangle
OJ's still up in clubs looking
For blondes to strangle
John Candy poisoned, andy Gibb was infected
Marilyn weighed a buck seventy
Dahmer's fridge was protected
Bobby turning Whitney out
Janet's titty was flooded
Lil' Kim is a disease
Keanu Reeves got a husband
Walk through walls like David Blaine
I'm balling in Maryland
Like Macy Grey at the Grammys
Come out zapped on heroin
Celebrity roast, everybody gets it
Everybody knows
You could be the next contestant
Keep you on your fucking toes
You're still a slut, bitch
I'll rip you out your fucking clothes
You actors are faggots
When the cameras on you play the role
Your wife's eager to take
DP's like Catherine Zeta
Avril Lavigne loves beads
Missy pisses on beaver
Running a train in Nicole Richie
She's loving the needle
A junkie fuck like Yasmine Bleeth
And a cunt that's lethal
Misogynist tapes with a killer
Grimace like Robert Blake
Mariah slit her wrist
Cause half her face got hit with a rake
Angelina Jolie is sucking off
Her brother and father
I need sluts that's tough with
Fat asses like Jennifer Garner
Bending her over
Come through with the dips and K
I got a smelly cage with
The wife of Nick Lachey
Smashing up whips like Billy
Joel destroying the documents
Taking acid like Kennedy
Black mass with protestants
Melyssa Ford sucking me off
Chris Farley ate enough coke
With hookers on dope to choke a fucking horse
Carmen Electra takes fourteen, no problem
I'm on top, we cruising Hollywood, I got 'em
Celebrity roast, everybody gets it
Everybody knows
You could be the next contestant
Keep you on your fucking toes
You're still a slut, bitch
I'll rip you out your fucking clothes
You actors are faggots
When the cameras on you play the role
Celebrity roast, everybody gets it
Everybody knows
You could be the next contestant
Keep you on your fucking toes
You're still a slut, bitch
I'll rip you out your fucking clothes
You actors are faggots
When the cameras on you play the role