Greydon Square - A Rational Response lyrics
[Greydon Square - A Rational Response lyrics]
I'm like the Atheist spokesman
That why I come under fire and
Pressure attacks like Rex Grossman
Yea this game is intense
I been sayin' it since agnostic
People been playin' the fence
They keep sayin' it's the same in a sense
That evolution requires faith
That universe just came to exist
First of all, microevolution been proven
In the same way that sound waves
Let you listen to music
And macroevolution is the system of change
At or above the level of
The species inflicted with change
That's microevolution on a grand scale
We can't even word
Because our life span's too short to observe
"But carbon dating is flawed!
Its half life is 5730 years
And that supports our cause"
Now that'd be great if we used it to date
But since we don't then I'm
Gonna question that argument's weight
We use potassium argon to date the globe
Not carbon 12 or carbon 14 not none of those
So before you attack Grey go
Get ya facts straight
Because in the facts race
Your god comes into last place
Belief in gods, we can fix that (fix that)
Irrational thoughts, we can dispatch
(dispatch)
It may be hard but we'll get back (get back)
In the position just to end that (end that)
Look to battle me you need to reason clearly
Now I'm not sayin' fear me
But at least be versed
In punctuated equilibrium theory
Grand unified fields
Quantum mechanics and dark planets
With logic that's sharper than
A blade of d'Artagnan's
To destroy arguments of creationists
Who can't stand it
Then they try to hit me with the wager
Who? Pascal's wager who? Pascal's wager
Now that's a fool's bet
And against the intelligent it's used less
Really? You bet
That ain't nothing new, they use it on kids
But for those who don't know it
Goes a little like this
"Wouldn't you rather believe in
God and be wrong
Than to not believe in god and be wrong?
If you believe in god and
You're wrong you've lost nothing
But, if you don't believe and
You're wrong it's all suffering"
The problem is you can try it on anything
Switch the gods around and
Apply it to anything
The Flyin' Spaghetti Monster, Zeus, Amun, Ra
Krishna, Odin, Baal and Allah
Which one of 'ems our God?
None of 'em, all false
And blame it on the atheists
It's always our fault except it never is
So don't get mad at us
We just showin' ya'll the evidence
Belief in gods, we can fix that (fix that)
Irrational thoughts, we can dispatch
(dispatch)
It may be hard but we'll get back (get back)
In the position just to end that (end that)
Grand Unified Theory rational Response Squad
I'm gonna make the fundies hate me
They gon' need a new reason to shut down rap
But they won't shut down rap
That degrades women though, huh
They won't shut down rap that
Talks about sellin' crack though, huh
Hypocrites it's all good
That why I come under fire and
Pressure attacks like Rex Grossman
Yea this game is intense
I been sayin' it since agnostic
People been playin' the fence
They keep sayin' it's the same in a sense
That evolution requires faith
That universe just came to exist
First of all, microevolution been proven
In the same way that sound waves
Let you listen to music
And macroevolution is the system of change
At or above the level of
The species inflicted with change
That's microevolution on a grand scale
We can't even word
Because our life span's too short to observe
"But carbon dating is flawed!
Its half life is 5730 years
And that supports our cause"
Now that'd be great if we used it to date
But since we don't then I'm
Gonna question that argument's weight
We use potassium argon to date the globe
Not carbon 12 or carbon 14 not none of those
So before you attack Grey go
Get ya facts straight
Because in the facts race
Your god comes into last place
Belief in gods, we can fix that (fix that)
Irrational thoughts, we can dispatch
(dispatch)
It may be hard but we'll get back (get back)
In the position just to end that (end that)
Look to battle me you need to reason clearly
Now I'm not sayin' fear me
But at least be versed
In punctuated equilibrium theory
Grand unified fields
Quantum mechanics and dark planets
With logic that's sharper than
A blade of d'Artagnan's
To destroy arguments of creationists
Who can't stand it
Then they try to hit me with the wager
Who? Pascal's wager who? Pascal's wager
Now that's a fool's bet
And against the intelligent it's used less
Really? You bet
That ain't nothing new, they use it on kids
But for those who don't know it
Goes a little like this
"Wouldn't you rather believe in
God and be wrong
Than to not believe in god and be wrong?
If you believe in god and
You're wrong you've lost nothing
But, if you don't believe and
You're wrong it's all suffering"
The problem is you can try it on anything
Switch the gods around and
Apply it to anything
The Flyin' Spaghetti Monster, Zeus, Amun, Ra
Krishna, Odin, Baal and Allah
Which one of 'ems our God?
None of 'em, all false
And blame it on the atheists
It's always our fault except it never is
So don't get mad at us
We just showin' ya'll the evidence
Belief in gods, we can fix that (fix that)
Irrational thoughts, we can dispatch
(dispatch)
It may be hard but we'll get back (get back)
In the position just to end that (end that)
Grand Unified Theory rational Response Squad
I'm gonna make the fundies hate me
They gon' need a new reason to shut down rap
But they won't shut down rap
That degrades women though, huh
They won't shut down rap that
Talks about sellin' crack though, huh
Hypocrites it's all good