Greydon Square - Here's Why I Don’t Believe... lyrics

Probability or atheism

Here's one of the reasons
Why I don't believe:
Imagine this story, about a man
Who's, I don't know
Working in the field or something one day
(yeah) And he starts to hear voices
What if you heard this story
I know this guy who started to hear voices

Bring your son to this hilltop
Place him on a rock, and kill him
Uhh, okay, I'll do that
(yeah, it's so absurd)
And then let's say this
Guy actually does that
And you're like "Woah, this guy is crazy!
I can't believe he's in
The charge of children"
So then (yeah) he's about to kill this boy
About to strike down and all of
A sudden the voices are like
"Sike! yeah, I don't want you to kill him
I just want you to rip the
Tip of his penis off"
(And you're like "oh, that's so much better
That makes perfect sense") oh my god
You must have created the universe!
Holy shit!