Greydon Square - Judge Me lyrics

Yea, the super gross Greydon Square
Hey yo, I love doing this
Forever, and ever, and ever
Hey yo, this is the CPT Theorem look

Ninety-nine bottles of beer on the wall
I snatch them off and beat you
In the face with them all
I keep on telling you that
Your religion sucks balls (yup)
A bunch of fairy tales that
Make no sense at all
How the hell am I supposed to acknowledge
A soul and show it love
If you can't tell me where it
Is and what it does? (what?)
I'm tired of poking holes in your logic
I'm already getting paid for
Exposing your prophet
You ain't experienced hurt till you've
Been in a hearse the mormons attacked first
They said my skin was a curse
So I started stepping up my status
Letting them have it
Starting showing every single
Hypocritical passage (look)
Now they all mad cause Ted Haggard's in drag
In the back of his church
Secretly taking penis to ass
The deacon is mad
He's talking about leaving his mass
"I can't believe I would believe
In that Jesus's ass"

You wanna judge me
Before I open my mouth and pass judgement
Before you even know what it's bout'?
You wanna judge me?
Your mind's already made up
Even though the god you believe
In was totally made-up you wanna judge me?
But the rules don't apply
When you flip it all around
And you open your eyes you wanna judge me?
You claim you speakin' the truth
But when I wanna challenge it all
You speak of is truce

I always hear about tolerant Christians
Who despise people for not following fiction
This is malediction
My name is Greydon Cubed
Yes I'm the super-gross
The physics studying religion super-foe
You have no idea what's stocked on my mind
I'll have you transformin' your
Arguments like Optimus Prime
Meanwhile freethinkers afraid to be seen
Coming out to friends and family
Like an AA meeting
"Hi my name is Greydon Square
And I'm an atheist
They claim that I had a soul
On this planning on saving it" yea right
And every other persuasive religion
Each with their own hell to
Help make my decision
So under your ten commandments just
Add one more addition
"Thou shalt not believe in bullshit"

You wanna judge me
Before I open my mouth and pass judgement
Before you even know what it's bout'?
You wanna judge me?
Your mind's already made up
Even though the god you believe
In was totally made-up you wanna judge me?
But the rules don't apply
When you flip it all around
And you open your eyes you wanna judge me?
You claim you speakin' the truth
But when I wanna challenge it all
You speak of is truce

It's kind of sickening I could read a
Dr suess book to Tom Cruise
And scare him into joining my religion (punk)
You're not even a faith yet
You need more people that I can see through
I'm rap's evil Lord Xenu
And you want me to seriously pay money
To join your little pyramid scheme?
Super-gross, so stop the little rumors
If I was secretly lyingtologist
You would know
I'm not even saying no more (uh uh)
I'd leave right now if John
Travolta wasn't playing the door
And people flock to this
Religion like an addiction
And told to have faith in
Addiction just like a religion
I'm sick of these liars
Their doctrine was written by
A science-fiction writer
They don't even know it
He wrote it knowing when he wrote
It that it was bogus, stupid
And you believed it, now
You didn't believe it, you leased it

You wanna judge me
Before I open my mouth and pass judgement
Before you even know what it's bout'?
You wanna judge me?
Your mind's already made up
Even though the god you believe
In was totally made-up you wanna judge me?
But the rules don't apply
When you flip it all around
And you open your eyes you wanna judge me?
You claim you speakin' the truth
But when I wanna challenge it all
You speak of is truce

You wanna judge me?